apple lisa

別叫我爸

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Apple Lisa - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。The Lisa is a personal computer designed by Apple Computer, Inc. during the early 1980s. It was the first personal computer to offer a graphical user interface in a machine aimed at individual business users. Development of the Lisa began in 1978.[1] The ...

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台灣生育率降低的元兇

7月 22, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Apple Lisa computer - Rare, vintage, and obsolete computers想要整人…去當小學老師好像是條不錯的路台灣生育率降低的元兇竟是……家庭聯絡簿爸媽難為....害死爸媽ㄉ元兇 ~~~~竟是聯絡簿 （要看看!）有時候家長的作業比小孩還多呢 !!公司5:30下班到家已經 6點多了,忙晚餐,忙打掃,洗碗,洗澡.....有空坐下來已Officially, "Lisa" stood for "Local Integrated Software Architecture", but it was also the name of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs' daughter. The Lisa is the first commercial computer with a GUI, or Graphical User Interface. Prior to the Lisa, all computers w...

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停電就親熱一次

7月 22, 2013

王采安

kuso

The Apple Lisa - GOO-ee For Everybody - GUI有對情侶到郊外投宿，旅館的老板告訴他們請多包涵，因為電力不夠晚上經常會有停電的現象。 沒想到這對情侶不但不介意，反而認為很刺激，於是約定只要一停電，他們就親熱一次。果然到了晚上，每隔兩小時就停一次電。幾次下來，那位男士不得不拖著疲憊的身軀找旅館老板商量說：“老板，我願多會點錢，但請你幫個The little know home computer which introduced the graphical users interface to the home buyer - Apple Lisa ... By Mary Bellis No, Steve, I think its more like we both have a rich neighbor named Xerox, and you broke in to steal the TV set, and you found o...

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可怕的女中醫師

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Apple Lisa可怕的女中醫師一天，小強覺得身體不舒服因為從小就習慣看中醫於是打聽附近有名的中醫診所要去看病，一進去，發現是個「女」醫師，心裡就開始暗爽起來女醫師輕切的問說：「同學哪裡不舒服？？」小強：「..........」（小強也講不出所以然來，只覺得身體不舒服）於是乎叫小強手伸出來，開始「把脈」女醫師按了一陣The Apple Lisa is a fascinating computer, both in its history and its specifications. I think this computer is the epitome of everything good and bad about Apple computer back then, and even today. It was the computer that had the power to put a dent in ....

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大學教授

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Apple Lisa » Mac History話說大學教授,總是有些很不一樣的,我們這位老師也真夠絕的了!我從大一入學就聽過他的名聲,聽說他不當人,不過會要求你做一件事.聽說這位老師在期末考時,會要求同學在考卷上寫上電話號碼.留電話號碼?沒錯!因為他要在期末考後,打電話去問候這學期會被當的同學.據說電話內容是(這是有接過他電話的學長跟我說的)&The Apple Lisa was a personal computer designed at Apple Computer, Inc. during the early 1980s. ... Apple Lisa (1983) The Apple Lisa was a personal computer designed at Apple Computer, Inc. during the early 1980s. Officially, “Lisa” stood for “Local Integ...

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標題：[無言]我高中數學老師

7月 22, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

My Apple Lisa Screen Shots - Nathan's Toasty Technology Page昨天我生日，跟兩個高中同學出來吃飯聊聊天後來聊到高中時的數學老師這個人實在太有梗，來出賣他一下XDDD＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝以上騙批幣＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝事件一：老師非常喜歡把泡麵當科學麵吃有時候課上到一半肚子餓了他就說「你們做一下這裡的題目，老師很快就回來！」然後跑去辦公室拿碗公裝泡麵（乾的）My Apple Lisa Screen Shots Well, surprise surprise! The Lisa Emulator Project has at long last produced a working Apple Lisa emulator. Now everyone can experience the Lisa Office System first hand. This Lisa emulator tries to give you the full experience ...

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