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大陸順口溜.越到後面越好笑~

3月 27, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Can I do a "screen print" with this keyboard? - Apple Store (U.S.)到了北京才知道官小，到了東北才知道膽小，到了上海才知道樓小，到了深圳才知道錢少，到了海南才知道身體不好，到了包廂才知道老婆老。一等美女飄洋過海，二等美女深圳珠海，三等美女留在上海，四等美女鄉下等待，五等美女下放勞改!男人是飛機：10歲模型機，不是真飛機；20歲直昇機，馬上就能起,30歲戰鬥機，靈活又You cannot do a "screen print" with one key stroke on Apple keyboards but you can access the screen capture feature of Mac OS X on any Mac by pressing the Command, Shift and 3 buttons simultaneously. You can also capture specific windows or sections of .....

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非常恐怖的軍中笑話

3月 27, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Print screen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia說到當兵，就讓人聯想到鬼故事，剛好小弟也是在外島退役(馬祖南竿)，還記得那度日如年的日子，腦中只有單純的兩個願望，第一是趕快退伍回家，第二是用65K2在後勤官的腦袋上轟一個洞....不知不覺一晃眼一年過去，在我以為將平靜的結束我的軍旅生涯，卻發生了這麼一段靈異故事。時間是某一個下哨的深夜一點多，由於Print screen (often abbreviated Print Scrn, Prnt Scrn, Prt Scn, Prt Scr, Prt Sc or Pr Sc) is a key present on most PC keyboards. It is typically situated in the same section as the break key and scroll lock key. The print screen may share the same key as ...

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要以身作則

3月 27, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

How to Print Screen in Windows on a Mac | eHow幼稚園的老師正在教小朋友牙齒保健的常識。 老師大聲的說：「為了防止蛀牙，我們每天都要刷牙，而且這樣牙齒才不會黃黃的喔！」 突然間，有一個眼尖的小朋友，看見老師嘴裡鑲的一顆金牙。 小朋友說：「老師！哪你的牙齒一定很久很久沒刷囉！」 老師：「……」有一天上歷史課 ，老師突然宣Launch your version of Windows on your Mac. Restart your Mac by clicking on the "Apple" menu and choosing "Restart." Hold down the "Option" key while your Mac starts up and choose your Windows OS from the available choices....

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流行順口溜之男人篇

3月 27, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch: Windows displays a blue screen message or restarts when connecting your流行順口溜之男人篇1. 今昔過去是：黑米飯，南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫；如今是：白米飯，王八湯，孩子一個，老婆一幫。2. 男人四大希望家裏有個做飯的，辦公室有個好看的，身邊有個犯賤的，遠方有個想念的。3. 天下哥們四鐵一鐵是一起同過窗，二鐵是一起扛過槍，三鐵是一起嫖過娼，四鐵是一起分過贓。5. 男人A message may appear on a blue screen when connecting your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch to a Microsoft Windows computer. This can happen if your iOS device has saved photos that were taken with the built-in camera or were saved from Safari, Mail, or ......

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預測天氣的最新儀器

3月 27, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Apple - Downloads我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎The hottest downloads on Apple.com. ... Browse and download thousands of apps for your Mac — from your Mac. Shop for apps by category, read user reviews, and buy apps in one simple step....

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經典課堂笑話

3月 27, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

How to Print Screen on a Mac - OS X Daily - News and Tips for Mac, iPhone, iPad, and Everythi第一個:高中時全校必須穿校服，有一復讀的學生從來都不穿。管這方面的老師天天蹲在門口檢查。一日，老師看到此同學沒穿校服，問其為什麼不穿。此同學大怒，曰：我媽又沒死，為什麼要穿孝服？第二個:一個美術老師小有名氣，某報上有較大篇幅報道，並附照片，於是在課上自吹：“最近總有同學和我說，老師你真行What is known as “Print Screen” in the Windows world is called screen captures or screen shots in Mac OS X. You’ve probably noticed there is no ‘Print Screen ... Enjoy this tip? Subscribe to the OSXDaily newsletter to get more of our great Apple tips, tri...

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