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等咱有了錢---女生版

7月 15, 2013

黃如筠

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Outdoor Clothing, Technical Outerwear & Accessories / Arc'teryx等咱有了錢，天天去做美體。媽的想瘦哪里瘦哪里，想大哪里就大哪里。貴賓卡一次買兩張，上半身用一張，下半身用一張。等咱有了錢，天天上美容院。媽的想雙眼皮就雙眼皮，想單眼皮就單眼皮。一個手術包倆手術室，開左眼用一個，開右眼用一個。等咱有了錢，天天做spa。媽的想香熏耳燭就香熏耳燭，想保養卵巢就保養卵巢。水Shop Men's Shell Jackets Insulated Jackets Pants Mid Layer & Fleece Base Layer Shirts & Tops Shorts Women's Shell Jackets Insulated Jackets Pants Mid Layer & Fleece Base Layer Shirts & Tops Dresses & Skirts Shorts Packs Daypacks Totes Overnight 1 to ......

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壓榨專家

7月 17, 2013

小安

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Law Enforcement & Armed Forces / Arc'teryx LEAF曾有一個馬戲團，經常巡迴各地演出；其中有一團員是個”大力士”，他的拿手好戲是”憑單手之力”就能榨乾柳丁！大力士把柳丁擠乾了之後，再對觀眾宣佈--誰能用一手之力，再擠出一滴柳丁汁來，誰就可以獲得五萬元獎金！後來，一位中年的婦人，自告奮勇的要試一試！她從大Hey there, the rules of web surfing say we need to inform you that we use cookies to give you the best experience possible. By continuing to browse our website you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Find out more in our Privacy Policy. ×...

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英文是我的拿手項目

7月 18, 2013

蔡涵天

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Men's Technical Apparel & Urban Menswear / Arc'teryx VeilanceNew Girl是我前一家公司裡的一個妹妹。她長的嬌小可愛，大學一畢業就進到我們公司任職。不過，可能是因為和橘子一樣新鮮，所以發生了很多讓大家啼笑皆非的事件。 她報到的第一天，就偷偷問我，她的職缺前一任員工的離職原因。我也坦白告訴她，是因為前任員工自認英文能力不足，所以自請離職。New GMINIMALIST DESIGN, TAILORED PROTECTION Veilance is precision. Technical apparel that combines minimalist style with total performance. Veilance takes Arc'teryx pinnacle product innovation and tailors it to the city....

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腦子脫線的剎那

7月 18, 2013

張碧文

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Men's Premium Outerwear / Arc'teryx - Outdoor Clothing, Technical Outerwear & Accessories / Arc'tery有一次坐公車，拿了悠遊卡排隊上車，前面一個人是扔硬幣的，我大腦短路，跟著把悠遊卡扔進去了....鄰居忘了帶鑰匙，從我家陽台翻過去，進到他自家屋裡找到鑰匙後，又從陽台翻出來外面，從外面再打開他自家房門。 更令人叫絕的是，我自始至終在陽台接應著，未覺有不妥之處。 唉！我倆的腦袋肯定被Our technical, premium outerwear for men offers the quality & technology you've come to expect from Arc'teryx. Free shipping on all orders. ... Hey there, the rules of web surfing say we need to inform you that we use cookies to give you the best experien...

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人生其實就是碰碰胡......緣

7月 17, 2013

何憶青

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Arcteryx - Moosejaw.com - North Face Jackets | Patagonia Jackets | Arcteryx Jackets | Mo人生其實就是碰碰胡......緣，碰對了方向，光彩一輩子；碰對了環境，舒坦一輩子；碰對了時運，?當一輩子；碰對了愛好，充實一輩子；碰對了愛人，幸福一輩子；碰對了師長，收獲一輩子；碰對了?導，寬鬆一輩子；碰對了朋友，樂呵一輩子；碰上了神仙，還有下輩子，願你全碰對！Every time you put on your Arcteryx jacket, pack your Arcteryx backpack, or slip on that Arcteryx harness, you know you are using some of the best outdoor clothing and gear available. The people at Arcteryx take what they do seriously while putting heart ...

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測謊的機器人

7月 18, 2013

劉秋曼

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Mens / Arc'teryx LEAF小明是一個喜歡跟父母說謊的小孩他的父母為了知道小明跟他們說的是否是真話於是.... 買了一台能測謊的機器人如果說謊 機器人就會賞他一巴掌---------------------------------------------------------------------------------有Hey there, the rules of web surfing say we need to inform you that we use cookies to give you the best experience possible. By continuing to browse our website you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Find out more in our Privacy Policy. ×...

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