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3月 25, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Amazon.com: Are You Being Served? The Complete Collection: Peter Davison, Various: Movies & TV有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟縱,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前面:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來，哪知笑聲未落，從墳墓里傳出一個陰森森的聲音說："閨女，你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢？"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了Save Big On Open-Box & Preowned: Buy "Are You Being Served? The Complete Collection” from Amazon Warehouse Deals and save 43% off the $99.98 list price. Product is eligible for Amazon's 30-day returns policy and Prime or FREE Shipping. See all Open ......

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飲酒！飲酒！

3月 25, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

The Success Principles(TM) - 10th Anniversary Edition: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Wa飲酒！飲酒！1978年，鄧小平復出，大局底定後，即出訪美國。首站到華盛頓，離開華府前一日舉辦感謝晚宴，宴會前讓新聞記者提問。他的翻譯人員首度出國開洋葷，大喝牛奶、大啃牛排，結果肚子鬧革命，一到會場就 上洗手間蹲馬桶，清除反革命份子餘孽。記者等得不耐煩，就開始發問。第一個記者問鄧小平：「請問美國的首都The Success Principles(TM) - 10th Anniversary Edition: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Want to Be [Jack Canfield, Janet Switzer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. In celebration of its 10th anniversary, a revised and updated ...

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一律半價！

3月 25, 2013

張碧文

kuso

jacket - definition of jacket by The Free Dictionary農婦小小想進城買件新衣，老公怕小小未見過世面，被人騙了。便一再叮囑：「城裡商人都很奸詐，賣東西都開高價。切記，論價錢如何，你都給他先殺個一半再說！」小小聽完僅記在心，就進城去了，到了城中一店舖東挑西撿後，對某套衣服非常滿意，便向店主問價錢。店主：「姑娘有眼光，算你一千啦！」小小：「五百啦」店主：「那jack·et (jăk′ĭt) n. 1. A short coat usually extending to the hips. 2. An outer covering or casing, especially: a. The skin of a potato. b. The dust jacket of a book or phonograph record. c. An insulation covering for a steam pipe, wire, boiler, or similar...

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趕飛機

3月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

SlutWalk Toronto | BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH | SlutWalk Toronto某日，一名男士匆匆忙忙的攔了一部計程車，上車後..... 司機：「請問要到那裏？」 男士：「我要到機場，我趕時間，麻煩請快一點。」 司機：「趕飛機嗎？幾點的？」 男士：「十點二十的。」 司機笑著說：「別開玩笑了，都三十分了，飛機又不會等你。」 男士：「對不起，我就是這班飛機的駕駛。」 About By now, you may have heard about how SlutWalk Toronto got started, and how a small group of people in Toronto kicked off what became a global movement by challenging harmful, victim-blaming language. Three years later, at SlutWalk Toronto we’re stil...

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喜歡哪一點

3月 25, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Vince Vaughn and Co-stars Pose for Idiotic Stock Photos You Can Have for Free | Adweek一天，老師突然問班上同學：「你們最喜歡老師哪一點呢？」 學生們馬上異口同聲的回答：「老師，我最喜歡你離我遠一點。」 老師：「……」Stock photos have a bad rap. They're campy and cheesy and the butt of plenty of jokes. But what's great about them is they're often the catalyst for promotions or gags—sort of a comedic blank slate. Enter the new Vince Vaughn movie Unfinished Business, wh...

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小姐，你像雞.....

3月 25, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

CommentLuv Premium for WordPress blogs小姐，你像雞.....一女從計程車下車，司機突然從車里探出頭：小姐，你像雞！女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。 司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。然後女孩突然想起追著車喊： 運將，我相機，我相機！Unlocks over 50000 blogs When you comment on any of the 50000+ CommentLuv blogs (free or premium) they will detect that your site is using CommentLuv Premium and always show you up to 10 of your recent posts AND up to 5 of your favorite posts or pages. .....

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