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爆笑奇摩拍賣

5月 16, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Amazon.com: Are You Being Served? The Complete Collection: Peter Davison, Various: Movies & TV奇摩拍賣三不五時總是有一些天兵來賣東西~ 之前看過賣機車~ 安全帽~ 風衣... 對話尤其爆笑~~ 今天特別分享給大家台中華三菱多利的拍賣給大家笑一下~ 中華三菱多利800出廠年份(西元): 1989 車身顏色: 不入(BLUE) Save Big On Open-Box & Preowned: Buy "Are You Being Served? The Complete Collection” from Amazon Warehouse Deals and save 43% off the $99.98 list price. Product is eligible for Amazon's 30-day returns policy and Prime or FREE Shipping. See all Open ......

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生物小考

5月 16, 2013

何憶青

kuso

The Success Principles(TM) - 10th Anniversary Edition: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Wa有次生物小考，只出了一題：「蛀牙、爛蘿蔔、懷孕的女人」三者的共同點為何？ 結果全班除了三個人以外，其他人都拿鴨蛋。其中兩個人８０分，他們的答案是：「都是蟲惹的禍！」只有一個１００分，他說：「拔得太慢！」+老婆：親愛的，好像有什麼怪聲音，你趕快去看看。老公：我去看？不行，我會害怕。老婆：這麼The Success Principles(TM) - 10th Anniversary Edition: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Want to Be [Jack Canfield, Janet Switzer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. In celebration of its 10th anniversary, a revised and updated ...

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粗心的管理員

5月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

jacket - definition of jacket by The Free Dictionary動物園的管理員突然發現園裡的袋鼠跑出來了，於是開會討論一致認為是籠子太低了，所以他們決定將籠子的高度由原來的十公尺加高到二十公尺。但是調整之後的第二天，它們發現袋鼠還是跑到外面來，所以他們又決定再將高度加高到三十公尺。沒想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全部跑到外面! 於是管理員們大為緊張，決定一不做二不休，將jack·et (jăk′ĭt) n. 1. A short coat usually extending to the hips. 2. An outer covering or casing, especially: a. The skin of a potato. b. The dust jacket of a book or phonograph record. c. An insulation covering for a steam pipe, wire, boiler, or similar...

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大同電鍋

5月 16, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

SlutWalk Toronto | BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH | SlutWalk Toronto這是一個真實的故事~~~~咻~~~~(落葉)話說一個講師 他就讀台大畢業後準備要出國深造由於他是家中最小的兒子 跟哥哥姐姐差了10多歲年邁的爸媽非常捨不得他出國 千叮嚀萬交代之後送他到機場含淚地說:"唉你這趟念完書回來我們不知道還在不在....."他忍住眼框想掉下來的淚水默默地走到機場因為第一次搭飛About By now, you may have heard about how SlutWalk Toronto got started, and how a small group of people in Toronto kicked off what became a global movement by challenging harmful, victim-blaming language. Three years later, at SlutWalk Toronto we’re stil...

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表演魔術喔你

5月 16, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Vince Vaughn and Co-stars Pose for Idiotic Stock Photos You Can Have for Free | Adweek   這件白癡事情發生在昨晚.....昨晚 我兩個朋友偷偷跑去板橋某間燒肉店吃燒肉大家都知道日式燒肉店擔心整間店內被燒肉的油煙薰的烏煙瘴氣所以會在每張桌子的正上方放一台吵死人不償命 吸力超強 只有2.5公分(誤)的大怪物他們倆在煙霧飄渺的氣氛中對坐著吃肉喝酒 好不浪漫 (兩個大男人 真的很Stock photos have a bad rap. They're campy and cheesy and the butt of plenty of jokes. But what's great about them is they're often the catalyst for promotions or gags—sort of a comedic blank slate. Enter the new Vince Vaughn movie Unfinished Business, wh...

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十五個笑話

5月 16, 2013

張碧文

kuso

CommentLuv Premium for WordPress blogs１ 剛才和朋友聊天，其中有談到你，知道嗎？我和他們吵了起來，還差點動手打起來，因為他們有的說你像猴子，有的說你像猩猩，實在太過分了！根本沒有把你當豬看！２ 有一天，我對你說你是豬，你說：我是豬才怪。於是我便開始叫你豬才怪。終於有一天你忍不住在眾人面前大聲宣布：我不是豬才怪！３ 吃屎、簟璁、醭歙、艽摥Unlocks over 50000 blogs When you comment on any of the 50000+ CommentLuv blogs (free or premium) they will detect that your site is using CommentLuv Premium and always show you up to 10 of your recent posts AND up to 5 of your favorite posts or pages. .....

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