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給媽打電話

8月 14, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Daniel Tosh - Bio, Facts, Family | Famous Birthdays[校園] 給媽打電話 寢室剛裝上電話沒幾天，室友們就商議給對面的女生打電話，並決定由小王出馬。小王提起話筒，撥通了對面的電話：「喂，找哪位？」聲音是多麼的甜美，八成是靚妹，「我是，我。。。」正當小王回答時，一束耀眼的白光向我們照過來，原來是寢室管理員劉先生。「這麼晚了，還在做什麼？」小王慌張地邊放下Learn about Daniel Tosh: his birthday, what he did before fame, his family life, fun trivia facts, popularity rankings, and more. ... Stand-up comedian, television personality, actor, writer, and producer who began hosting Tosh.0 on Comedy Central in 2009...

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當手機被偷時的反應

8月 14, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

"Tosh.0" (2009) - Episodes cast當手機被偷時的反應黃忠晨練時發現自己用了多年的手機被偷，長歎道：“手機雖老，但尚能通話。”（只能通話，連短信也不能發，看來這手機有年頭了。）關羽在酒吧喝酒，突然發現有人偷了他的手機，立刻飛身追出去，把小偷痛扁了一頓，連小偷的手機一塊兒搶了回來，然後回去繼續喝酒，旁邊的曹操還直Tosh.0 on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more... ... Season 4 Season 4, Episode 1: How to Get European Men 31 January 2012 All new Tosh.0 airs Tuesdays on Comedy Central. In the season four premiere, Daniel covers events that happened during the hiatus ......

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考壞的原因

8月 15, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Tosh.0 (TV Series 2009– ) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb瓜瓜剛剛才升上小學，在第一次段考後，媽媽緊張的問他考得怎樣。 媽媽：「瓜瓜啊，這次考試的題目你會不會寫啊？」 瓜瓜說：「拜託！那些題目都是出來騙小朋友的啦！」 媽媽聽了非常高興，心裡想瓜瓜一定考得很好。 媽媽接著又問：「那你一定考得不錯吧？」 瓜瓜：「唉呀！就因為我是小朋友！所以我都被騙了啊！」呆呆Tosh.0 (TV Series 2009– ) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. ... Daniel Tosh ... (creator) (119 episodes, 2009-2013) Nick Malis ... (106 episodes, 2009-2013) Joe Borden ... (103 episodes, 2009-2013)...

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發短信....

8月 15, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

OBT Photo Gallery...page 7 - The On Broadway Thespians, Inc...Coos Bay, OR發短信....有個公安局長喝醉了給自己的女秘發短信。 他的短信上是這樣寫的： ‘想死你了， 在國際大酒店 1203 號房。快來。’ 誰知道一不小心按了‘群發鍵’。片刻之後， 短信回復紛至。女秘書說：什麼德性，幹嘛猴急！ 女2011 Season Two years later after Stray Katz/Genevieve's, OBT opens with a children's theater production, "Night At the Wax Museum," courtesy of the LTOB theater in neighboring North Bend, OR. Both veterans and newbies were sprinkled throughout this play ...

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檸檬的功用

8月 15, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Free Music Online - Internet Radio - Jango檸檬的功用 兵荒馬亂中，在樹林邊一個騎兵逮住一個正要躲藏的美麗修女 美麗修女經過一番掙 扎，還是難逃魔掌。 後來回到修道院，修女顫驚的對住持說： 「那可惡的男人很快 的捉住我，並剝光了我的衣服，把我丟進了枯草堆中．．． 住持，你說以後我再碰到這種事時Free internet radio, just like Pandora only fewer ads and more variety. Listen to hundreds of genre stations or create your own with your favorite music. ... "I'm in love with Jango" "Refreshingly simple online radio" "Makes it fun to discover new music" ...

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開心一下........

8月 15, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Christopher Hitchens Memorial Statue Campaign一對情侶，甜蜜地依偎著。男的看到女的頭髮，是如此的亮麗，於是就偷摸了一下。女的嬌滴滴說：「哎呀...討厭啦!!」男的聽了心癢癢的，於是又偷摸了一次!!女的又說：「嗯...不要啦....!!」 男的聽了後，心都要飛起來了，他又再偷摸下!!沒想到那女的站起來， 用粗暴的聲音說： 「不Please help get a statue of Christopher erected in the UK by signing the e-petition below. A hero to many people… a hero to reason, logic, literature, intellect, research, truth, and so much more. He should be remembered, and one day when the world become...

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