asia works limited

大學四年我終於成材

7月 25, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Asia Miles iShop - Home我是一名即將邁向社會的大學生，幾年的大學生活造就了我這樣一個德、智、體、美、勞全面發展的複合型全才，在臨近畢業之際，特將幾年的學習成績向關心和愛護我的人們匯報如下：我學會了做飯：泡方便麵的技術在313寢室湛稱一流。我學會了使用電腦：能熟練地開關機，特別擅長玩網絡遊戲，在整個學院裡鮮有對手。我學會了多Earning Asia Miles is easy when you shop online with Asia Miles iShop! Choose from a range of online merchants including J Shoppers in China, MUJI in Japan, Skype in the UK, StrawberryNET in Australia, Target.com in the US, and other fantastic brands....

全文閱讀

---

你要取名『添丁』嗎？

7月 25, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Welcome to Asia Fine Art Limited在連生三個女兒後，老莫的太太又懷孕了，可是醫生診視後，發現仍是一個女嬰。太太怨道：「都是你平常一直『嘀咕』啦！」老莫一臉委屈：「我嘀咕什麼了？」太太：「你不是說如果是男胎，你要取名『添丁』嗎？」老莫：「是啊！怎麼樣？」太太：「別忘了我們姓『莫』啊！」女：「我初戀的男友，是賣牛肉麵的，他和別人結婚後，KC, as we fondly call him, is Malaysian, 55, with the wide horizons of a much travelled man. His studio is in Singapore, where he lives with his family. Already an established and recognized portrait photographer, his visual art works have been commission...

全文閱讀

---

好事 壞事 更糟的事

7月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Sagar Asia Private Limited, Hyderabad - Exporter of Aluminium Ladders and Scaffold Tower好事：你老婆不再跟你說話了 壞事：她想離婚 更糟的事：她是律師 好事：你兒子終於長大了 壞事：他搞上隔壁的太太 更糟的事：你也是 好事：你老公總算懂得流行 壞事：原來他有變裝癖 更糟的事：他看起來比你漂亮 好事Exporter of Aluminium Ladders, Scaffold Tower & Aluminium Folding Ladders offered by Sagar Asia Private Limited from Hyderabad, Telangana, India ... Incepted in the year 2007, our reputed firm “Sagar Asia Private Limited” has been consolidating its firm p...

全文閱讀

---

鄉下的決鬥

7月 25, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Mediaworks Asia - Media Representation Asia鄉下的決鬥話說從前從前，在城市裡面有一位年輕人練了一身好槍法，但是卻無從發洩於是呢，這位年輕人就坐車到了鄉下以會飛會跑的動物為主來施展他的槍法碰！！年輕人的第一槍就打中了一隻兔子正當他高興的要去回收戰利品時忽然一位農夫走了出來農夫說：年輕人，這隻兔子死在我的土地上，所以是屬於我的年輕人看了傻了，很不Mediaworks Asia, Media Rep, Hong Kong ... Suite 12 Silverstrand Centre 7 Silverstrand Beach Road Clearwater Bay, Hong Kong phone : +852 2882 3963 fax : +852 2882 5012 email : info@mediaworksasia.com...

全文閱讀

---

福爾摩斯和華生去露營

7月 25, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Future Works: Asia | The Economist有天福爾摩斯和華生去野外露營，然後晚上他們建起帳篷就睡覺了半夜的時候....福爾摩斯把華生搖醒，並慎重的問華生說：「你現在看到了什麼？」華生回答：「我現在看到數百萬顆星星。」福爾摩斯又問：「那你可以推論出什麼？」華生思考了一下並說：「如果說星星之間有個行星，若行星跟地球一樣的話，也許會有生物存在..Can the mature “Asian Tiger” economies become nimble engines of growth in a digital world? Join us at the first Future Works: Asia event as we bring together leaders from government and business for a frank and forw...

全文閱讀

---

惱羞成怒

7月 25, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

DSG Asia阿銘哭著跟媽媽說：「媽媽……爸爸剛剛打我……而且還打了兩次……」 媽媽：「乖，怎麼回事？爸爸為什麼打你，而且還打了兩次？」 阿銘：「第一次，是我拿成績單給爸爸看，因為全部都是紅字，爸爸很生氣，所以The extreme turmoil and volatility of recent years has placed a premium on insightful and timely independent and unbiased economic and political analysis. Macro never seems to matter until it matters. And independent views on macro almost never seem to ma...

全文閱讀

---

---