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豬 經濟 金融風暴

7月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Ask.com - Official Site豬、經濟、金融風暴1.一男趕集賣豬，天黑遇雨，二十頭豬未賣成，到一農家借宿。少婦說：家裡只有一人不便。男：求你了大妹子，給豬一頭。女：好吧，但家只有一床。男：我也到床上睡，再給豬一頭。女：同意。半夜男與女商量，我到你上面睡，女不肯。男：給豬兩頭。女允，要求上去不能動。少頃，男忍不住，央求動一下，女不Ask.com is the #1 question answering service that delivers the best answers from the web and real people - all in one place. ... The wingspan of the largest species of pteranodon (the term employed by working paleontologists as opposed to the culturally p...

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能活100歲

7月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

The Official Word of Ask.com一位牛奶商貼出的廣告："如果你能連續1200個月每天都喝上一杯牛奶，你肯定能活100歲！"護士："醫生，不好了！剛才那個病人吃了我們給她的藥，一出診所的們就暈倒了！" 醫生："趕快，把她的身體翻過來，擺成是剛剛進門的樣子！"有個孩子叫志昶（唸場），有一天他媽媽突然接到手機。對方哭得很悽慘：「媽，我是Whether you work in tech or in retail, a law office or a hospital, every employer should have one common goal—keeping employees happy! We’ve rounded up some of the best (and most cost-effective) employee benefits to keep your company feeling good. 1....

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焗小龍蝦

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

new.spring.me今天，我帶著女友企基隆夜市逛街～看到有一攤賣「奶油螃蟹」、「焗龍蝦」，一時興起就點了焗龍蝦來吃…結果送上來的蝦，大概比明蝦大一點，我們問老闆：「不是焗龍蝦嗎？怎麼會那麼小？」老闆說：「這是小龍蝦啦，所以比較小，一樣好吃啦！」 我們心生被騙的感覺，於是跟老闆唇槍舌劍嗆起聲來&h由於此網站的設置，我們無法提供該頁面的具體描述。...

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只要一滴油

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Ask a Manager - Official Site有一老漢是一個典型的莊稼人。他一生中有一個不大但也絕對不小的煩惱，就是他家的木門在開和關的時候都會發出響聲。那響聲又尖銳又乾燥，常令他心煩意亂，全身上下都不舒服。響聲是什麼時候有的，已經無從考證，娶媳婦以前只要忍受自己一個人開關門的尖叫聲就可以了，媳婦進門以後就開始忍受別人製造的聲音。尤為惱火的是，Not sure what the hell your manager is thinking, how to ask for a raise, whether you might be in danger of getting fired, or more? Ask your workplace questions here....

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翻....跟......斗

7月 25, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

The Part in Frozen No One is Talking About | Ask Your Dad Blog有一潘姓人家，家裡長輩過世，家祭時請來了一位老先生當司儀，訃聞是這麼寫的；孝男：潘登科孝熄：池氏孝孫女：潘良姿孝孫：潘道時但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準，當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上分開的都漏掉沒看到，於是就給它唸成這個樣了：「孝男：翻....跟......斗 」(番登斗)孝男一聽，直覺奇怪，但Let's get this out of the way. I love "Frozen." It is probably my favorite Disney movie since "The Lion King." It holds a special place in my heart as the first movie my daughter (3) has ever sat through. It holds an even more special place as the first m...

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比爾蓋茲新傳

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

AllExperts Questions & Answers如果比爾蓋茲走在路上，看到地上有一張百元美鈔，若他彎腰下來撿，他就虧錢了。因為，比爾蓋茲平均每秒鐘收入是150美元。傅老有天在路上撿到1000元．．．於是拿到警察局招領忽然天光一閃，一位天神出現！！天神告訴傅老由於他誠實，便給予九條命做獎賞？！但傅老平日小心謹慎，也沒機會用到。一日在搭車時不小心跌落Animals/Pets Dogs, cats, fish, birds Arts/Humanities Books, writing, fine arts Autos Cars, Motorcycles, Racing Business B2B resources, start-ups Cities/Towns U.S., Canada Comedy Jokes, cartoons, multimedia Computing/Technology Hardware, software Cultures...

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