aster contender 2013

以鮮血 和生命捍衛的東西

7月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

The Speedmaster Standard | independent watch projects中國國務院總理朱鎔基日前在記者會中慷慨激昂的指出：「中國人民一定會以鮮血和生命捍衛祖國的統一和民族的尊嚴。」這句話確實讓中外人士動容，不過這也使本報聯想到一個問題：「既然大陸人會不惜以鮮血捍衛祖國，那麼台灣人會不會這麼做？」因此本人隨即在公司內部對全體員工進行一個問卷調查，但是結果卻讓人失望，全公司Preamble On May 25th 2013, Ablogtowatch.com published an article titled Timezone.com Founder Worries About The Fragility Of High Watch Prices by Richard Paige. The author, a veteran of the watch industry, questions the steep rise in Swiss watch prices ove...

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動物園打工記

7月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Type 45 Destroyer, Time to Fit The Strike Launchers? - Think Defence某天，動物園裡的猩猩生病了，於是就請那位學生扮演猩猩，就這樣在園裡盪來盪去表演給遊客看，竟然一不小心就盪到隔壁的老虎區去了。眼看著老虎就這樣走向他，他非常的害怕結果老虎走近他之時說：「學弟不要怕，有學長在！」禿子走進美容院坐下，髮型師：「你想要什麼呢？」禿子：「我去植過髮，可是受不了疼痛，如果你能夠When the T45 was created it was intended to have the ability to launch land attack cruise missiles. Space for 16 strike length vertical launchers was placed in-between the 48 Sylver A50 cells. With the over runs in the T45 project the strike cells were no...

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海軍陸戰隊

7月 3, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

UK Complex Weapons – Part 5 (Common Anti-Air Modular Missile) - Think Defence這天，軍方高階長官前來海軍陸戰隊巡視。長官問甲兵：「怎樣？當海陸有什麼感想？」甲兵回答：「報告！一日陸戰隊，終身陸戰隊！」長官高興的回答：「呵呵！很好！」長官又問乙兵：「那你呢？」乙兵答：「報告！一日陸戰隊，終生掉眼淚；終身陸戰隊，不死也殘廢。」班長生氣的怒吼：「說什麼！你給我去跑操場100圈！」長The Common Anti-Air Modular Missile or CAMM is one of the core UK Complex Weapons programmes that is intended to replace the Sea Wolf Block 2, ASRAAM and Rapier FSC missile systems in service with the Royal Navy, Royal Air Force and Royal Artillery ......

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我開除我女秘書的原因

7月 3, 2013

何憶青

kuso

New and Used Boats for sale on BoatTrader.com - BoatTrader.com我開除我女秘書的原因兩個禮拜之前，是我 45 歲的生日。 那天早上，我的心情還不錯。 我想說吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說「生日快樂！」 搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢！ 結果她不但沒有跟我說「生日快樂！」，就連"早安"也沒一句。 我想「算了，Find new and used boats for sale in your area. Browse through various listings from thousands of sellers and find the right new or used boat for you. ... LOOK THROUGH VARIOUS TYPES OF BOATS FOR SALE REFINE YOUR BOAT SEARCH BY SELECTING A ......

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打掃阿姨的雞絲麵

7月 3, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Maryse’s 2013 Top Twenty Five Favorite Books List - Maryse's Book Blog打掃阿姨的雞絲麵 Ａ君與打掃阿姨的故事打掃阿姨：Ａ君！替我看”雞絲麵” Ａ君： 啊？啥”雞絲麵”...(Ａ君心想打掃阿姨好可憐，居然得拜託他替買雞絲麵） Ａ君：阿姨，您的孩子不替您準備中晚餐嗎？ 打掃阿姨：有啊～Maryse. I’m so honored to see Night Owl on this list. It feels like just yesterday I was flailing and gifting you my self-published e-book and praying you’d find the time to read it, and then being desperately uncool in the comments when you reviewed it, ...

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老人 .. 與 孩子 ..

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Teradata Awards - Global Leader in Data Warehousing, Big Data Analytics & Data D一位老先生沿街緩慢地行走，看見一個小男孩正在搆一個門鈴，但門鈴太高，怎麼也搆不到，心地善良的老先生停下來對小孩子說：“我來幫助你按鈴吧。”於是他使勁兒按著鈴兒，整個房子裏的人都聽到了鈴聲。 小孩這時卻對老先生說：“現在咱們逃走吧，快！” 老先生：&ldTime and again, Teradata solutions are recognized by the business media for innovation, technological excellence and business value. Please take a moment to review our variety ......

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