asus f5r cmos battery change

訪美笑話

7月 22, 2013

連元柳

kuso

How to change CMOS battery from Asus EEE PC 1005HA - YouTube鄧小平訪美笑話 分類：笑話2009/10/20 10:52 八十年代，鄧小平訪美，召開記者招待會，正好翻譯不在，美國老記者想考考鄧小平的英語水平，便說：請問美國第一任總統叫什麼名字？鄧小平心想按中國人的習俗，見面應該先問姓，便操著四川口音說：我姓鄧（Washington）。美國老記者大吃一Change CMOS Battery from Asus EEE PC with other button battery, to solve clock problem. Summary in english: Problem: The computer doesn't show date and time correctly. When you start computer, date returns to defalut settings, on 01/01/2002. It means that...

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老公~~搬家啦~~~

7月 22, 2013

何新冬

kuso

How to change CMOS battery on Asus K52F - YouTube一對夫婦, 平時很喜歡嘿咻, 但有一天老公因意外喪生了, 老婆在傷心之餘, 要求把老公的那話兒帶回家.. 帶回家之後,她把牆開個洞, 把那個鑲進去... 然後每天下班回來, 老婆依舊會和那個一起嘿咻.. 有一天Video shows disassembling of Asus K52F. My original purpose is to remove the CMOS battery to reset the Bios Password but I end up just replacing the battery with a new one. Removing the CMOS battery won't reset the BIOS password or the User password....

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熱水無限好

7月 22, 2013

連元柳

kuso

ASUSTeK Computer Inc.-Forum- Cmos Battery LOW人類總是忽略熱水。>> 大學裡沒有熱水系，圖書分類沒有熱水項，>> 就連ｒｐｇ裡都沒有用熱水燙死敵人的魔法。>> 雖然熱水不是人類發明的產物，但他在人類社會中卻佔了相當重要的一環。>>> 所以，看不起熱水者，必為熱水而哭泣。>> 依照勞倫斯提出的蝴蝶效應，>> 被忽視的熱水總是在最不起眼的地方發揮決Today my X51R cannot start again. Bios doesn't even load. When i turn on the power, it was just the Stand-By (Zz) led lit up. Same problem just like last year. Last time, the service centre change the motherboard. I guess this time they will also change t...

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你會一點英文吧

7月 22, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

ASUSTeK Computer Inc.-Forum- CMOS battery location你會一點英文吧 (一點都不難^^")英文翻譯 某日，一位名聞全國的補教界的「英語名師」在課堂上誇下海口：「憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的！就連中國成語也難不倒我！」 於是同學們，紛紛發問.... 甲： People mountain people sea 師Touch pad driver and ASUS Virtal Touch disappear after Smart Gesture installed Notebook with Nvidia VGA card make poor performance when running 3D programs Power4Gear can’t work normally with Guest account. How to use “Windows Memory Diagnostic ......

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我一定會踼牠的屁股

7月 22, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Eee Pad Transformer Prime (TF201) | Tablets | ASUS Global阿榮正要過馬路，等紅燈時，他看到一個瞎子帶著他的導盲犬也要過馬路。 沒想到綠燈時，那隻狗不但沒帶牠的主人過馬路，還在牠主人的褲子上尿尿！ 但是，那瞎子卻伸手進他的口袋，拿了一片餅乾給那隻狗！ 阿榮很驚訝的跟那瞎子說： 「如果那是我的狗，我一定會踢牠的屁股。」&Transform to notebook mode with a full QWERTY chiclet keyboard dock and up to 18 hours* of battery life Admit it! You miss the touch and feel of a real QWERTY keyboard. The Transformer Prime offers you a choice to enjoy both notebook mode and tablet mode ...

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山裏人與酒店 餐館 小姐的對話

7月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

CAN'T SEE BIOS SCREEN, JUST GET BLANK SCREEN!!! - Asus - Motherboards山裏人: 喂, 小姐:饃多少錢?小姐: 摸100。山裏人: 下麵呢?小姐: 下面200。山裏人: 我暈! 不是吧! 那水餃呢?小姐: 睡覺400。山裏人: 一碗400 ?小姐: 不，一晚800。山裏人: 我倒! 這麼貴! 為什麼一碗要800 ?小姐: 整晚的都這價大哥。山裏人: 要是不在這裏帶走呢?My bios is now accessable after updating it to latest version. Went here Once it's found your motherboard, choose the bios from dropdown & save it to your pc. Follow instructions to change the CAP file name. Download & install Asus AI SuiteII from Utiliti...

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