asus tablet pc windows 8

當日本首相會見美國總統

4月 25, 2013

王采安

kuso

ASUSThis is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US..!!!這是一個發生在日本駐美使館真實的故事..!!!A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English convASUS is a worldwide top-three consumer notebook vendor and maker of the world’s best-selling, most award-winning, motherboards. Driven by innovation and committed to quality, ASUS won 4,168 awards in 2012 and is widely credited with revolutionizing the PC...

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買肉圓

4月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Amazon.com : ASUS Eee Slate EP121-1A011M 12.1-Inch Tablet PC : Tablet Computers : Computers & Access某日一位小姐去買肉圓。 小姐：老闆，我要兩個小的帶走！由於生意好，過了一會兒，老闆怕忙中有錯，在下鍋前於是問：「小姐，你那兩粒是小的嗎？」該小姐臉一紅，恨恨地回了一句：老闆，你那兩粒才是小的!ASUS Makes Your Windows 7 Experience Better View larger Recognized as the #1 reliable Windows-based portable PC maker by four independent sources, 1 ASUS gives you peace of mind every time you start your Eee Slate. Accelerate startup speed with ......

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一對情侶

4月 25, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Tablets - ASUS一對情侶在公園裡大聲爭吵，女的罵男的說：「像你這麼渾蛋的男人，只有母狗才會喜歡你。」 男的很生氣的回答道：「你居然敢這樣罵我，太過分了，我們分手。 反正我爺爺昨天剛過戶一萬張台積電的股票給我這個長孫， 我有這麼多錢，難道還會擔心找不到女朋友嗎？」 男的說完後轉身就走。結果走不到幾步後，突然背後傳來幾Vivo Tab Vivo Tab The ASUS VivoTab Series provides a slim and highly portable design with incredible performance, making it the ideal companion for daily productivity and entertainment. 8" ASUS VivoTab Note 8 (M80TA) Incredible 8” Windows 8.1 tablet with ...

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拿著牙刷

4月 25, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Asus Eee PC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia爸: 我的好孩子你拿著牙刷在幹甚麼?子: 沒有啦！只是擦屁屁時候，便便走進了指界隙縫而已......爸: 那好像是我的牙刷耶......子: 是呀!爸: 那麼只是今天的事嗎?子: 才不是啦......最近學擦屁屁經常都會這樣，已經一個星期多了。The 1000 series launched at Computex Taipei on June 3, 2008. It featured a new 10-inch (254 mm) screen and a 1.6 GHz Intel Atom CPU, although built in power management software can increase the speed to 1.7 GHz. The 1000 model ships with Linux, an 8 GB SS...

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你孫兒從窗戶掉下來了

4月 25, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Amazon.com : Asus T101MT-EU37-BK 10.1" Touch-Enabled Eee PC Tablet (Dual core Atom N570 processor, 2二樓窗戶飛下來一只用過的保險套，剛好落到一位行人的頭上。  這人感到即噁心又惱火，於是走到這棟房子的大門口，使勁敲打大門，一個老頭開了門，問他為什麼這麼勁敲敲門?這人質問道： “誰住在二樓？”  老頭回答：“這和你有什?關係？上面住的是我女兒和10.1" WSVGA (1024x600) / Touch Screen Display / Intel ATOM Dual Core N570 CPU / 1GB DDR2 / Intel UMA / 250GB HDD / No ODD / Windows 7 Starter 32 bit / 802.11 bgn / 2-in-1 Card Reader / 0.3MP Webcam / 35W/h polymer (Up 6.5* Hrs) / 1 Year Global Warranty, (...

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說對了話

4月 24, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Asus Tablet Pc Windows 8 - 影片搜尋說對了話    趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥， 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就...

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