audi s7 2015

如何行洞房之事

5月 27, 2013

謝半松

kuso

2015 Audi S7 | car review @ Top Speed - Car News And Reviews, Videos, Wallpapers, Pictures, Free Gam小明是一個書呆子，有一天他要跟相親對象結婚，但只會唸書的他對於所謂的洞房花燭夜根本一竅不通，所以他就去問他老爸「父親，請問要如何行洞房之事呢？」而小明的父親又是一個內向的人，所以他就只好隱晦的說：「哦.........就一上一下就對了啦！」小明雖然不懂，但還是很聽話的回房間，然後花了一整天的時間..The Audi S7 carries a base price of €82,300 ($111,993 as of 5/28/2014) in its home market, which is a slight increase from the previous price but with all the extra gadgets, the 2015 Audi S7 justifies the hike. Exchange rate be damned, I expect the Euro n...

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美國理髮師的社區服務

5月 27, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Daily Driver: 2015 Audi S7 - Autoblog - We Obsessively Cover the Auto Industry在美國有位理髮師。有一天一個白人的賣花人去找他理髮。理完髮，他去付理髮費。理髮師回復：「今天不收費，我在做社區服務。」賣花人愉快的離開了。第二天早晨理髮師發現一張「感謝你」的賀卡和十二朵玫瑰花放在他的商店的門前。一個黑人美國警員去理髮去並且得到了同樣「社區服務」之後警員愉快的離開了。第二天早晨理髮師[00:00:00] Hi, all. This is Seyth with Autoblog. I'm here driving the 2015 Audi S7. I'm caught in a kind of annoying, normal, end-of-the-work-day suburban traffic right now, but even that helps to illustrate the point that I'm trying to make about the S7,...

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老師吵架

5月 27, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

First Drive 2015 Audi S7 Sportback - YouTube買五斤肉就被少了五兩秤，都太氣憤，互相鼓勵：「五個教書匠難道還怕一個殺豬匠嗎？」於是前去理論～化學老師扶扶眼鏡：「師傅，或許你今天多喝了幾杯乙醇，沒認清秤星吧，肉是氫，氧，碳三種元素的結合，難道你這肉氫和氧結合得太多了？照理說肉是脂肪，不是汽油煤油這些烴一類物質，怎麼這麼快就揮發了250克呢？」殺豬The spacious five-door coupe is now even more powerful and attractive -- thanks to new engine configurations, new transmissions, new headlights, taillights and new infotainment systems. The most striking changes are to the Singleframe grille, bumpers, tai...

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你好，請找陳先生

5月 27, 2013

何海丹

kuso

2015 Audi S7 - Specifications, Pictures, Prices「你好，請找陳先生」「他調到水里了」「啥?掉到水裡多久了」「兩個禮拜了」「阿!要不要叫救護車?」「他調到南投水里為什麼要叫救護 車??」...Powerful, practical and leading-man handsome, Audi's S7 is one of the best-rounded luxury machines on the market. This performance-focused versio ... Car Test Drive Reviews and Videos Our team of experts have driven hundreds of new car models from virtual...

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英語進步了

5月 27, 2013

林若綠

kuso

NEW 2015 Audi A7 & S7 reveal promo - YouTube英語進步了話說前幾天假日全家到鄉下去玩那天全家在田間的小路上看看農村果園的風景遠遠的～～看到一群老外在圍著一個當地的農夫比手畫腳看似老外迷路了吧！？出於好奇，全家跑去湊熱鬧看看想聽他們在說什麼那幾個老外一邊翻著一個類似英漢辭典的小冊子一邊用很不標準的中文發音:「如何.......我.........The spacious five-door coupe is now even more powerful and attractive -- thanks to new engine configurations, new transmissions, new headlights, taillights and new infotainment systems. The most striking changes are to the Singleframe grille, bumpers, tai...

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不同的解讀

5月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

2015 Audi S7 Sedan Pricing & Features | Edmunds老師問小明：「水的化學式是什麼？」小明回答：「H I J K L M N O」。 老師說：「我是這樣教你的嗎？」小明答：「你不是說 H to O 嗎？」 本學期歷史期末考時，有一題填充題： 「黃帝建都『有熊』，堯建都『 』…」 結果，有一名學生竟然寫出以下的答案：「黃帝建都『Edmunds has detailed price information for the 2015 Audi S7 Sedan, including average price paid and MSRP. See our 2015 Audi page for detailed features and specs information, including fuel economy, transmission, warranty, engine type, and more. View detai...

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