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老婆要生孩子

4月 17, 2013

蔡若藍

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Audi Concord | Vehicles for sale in Concord, CA 94520某天小陳上班時接到一通電話，小陳講兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去請假。 小陳：經理！我要請假！我老婆要生孩子。 經理：好的！你快去！ 於是小陳二話不說，飛也似的就走了。 二十分鐘後，小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了。 經理看到他就問：怎麼這麼快就回來了？生男的還是女的？ 小陳：要十個月後才知道…&helConcord, CA Vehicles, Audi Concord sells and services Audi vehicles in the greater Concord area ... With this tool, you can search inventory at any time as you browse our site. Results will remain visible allowing you to click on individual vehicles and a...

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口渴

4月 17, 2013

何憶青

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Used Cars for Sale in Torrance CA, California | Audi Pacific電視上出現接吻鏡頭，爸爸讓兒子去倒杯水。 不久，電視上又有接吻的場面，爸爸讓兒子再去倒杯水， 兒子問：爸爸，是不是一看到有人親嘴你就口渴啊？Swing by Audi Pacific in Torrance CA, California and check out our inventory of quality used cars. We have a pre-owned vehicle for every taste and our financing experts will help you through the loan process. We look forward to meeting you and hope you'll...

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不怕髒

4月 17, 2013

黃友陽

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Audi Pacific | Vehicles for sale in Torrance, CA 90503某教授在田間授課：「科學研究要不怕髒。。。」然後他蹲下來，用手指戳了一下地上的牛糞，然後把手指放到嘴裡舔淨。 一同學忙說：「我不怕髒。。。」然後也用手指戳了一下地上的牛糞放到嘴裡舔淨。 教授：「另外還要善於觀察，比如說，我剛才是用中指戳糞，但舔的是食指。。。」 Torrance, CA Vehicles, Audi Pacific sells and services Audi vehicles in the greater Torrance area ... Premium Plus Package (Audi Xenon Plus Front Lighting, Auto-Dimming Interior Mirror w/Digital Compass, Auto-Dimming Heated Exterior Mirrors, Convenience ....

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廣告牌

4月 17, 2013

謝語蘭

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Keyes Audi | New Audi dealership in Van Nuys, CA 91401      一 家美容院掛一塊廣告牌：“請不要同剛剛走出本院的女人調情，她或許就是你的外祖母。     Van Nuys, CA New, Keyes Audi sells and services Audi vehicles in the greater Van Nuys area ... AUDI INCENTIVES 2015 Audi A3 Cabriolet 2016 Audi A3 Convertible 2015 Audi A3 Sedan 2016 Audi A3 Sedan 2015 Audi A4 Sedan 2015 Audi A5 Cabriolet...

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他是哪個部門的

4月 17, 2013

陳新白

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Seaside, California Audi Dealer | New & Used Audi Cars in Seaside, CA | Audi Monterey Peninsula | Au中午老闆視察自己的建築工地時發現有個人在角落看漫畫書, 老闆問:「你一個月的工資多少錢?」 那人答:「一千.」 老闆掏出錢包數出1000元給他並大聲吼道:「你這個月的工資,馬上離開!」 那人高高興興地走後，餘怒未消的老闆問旁邊工人:「他是哪個部門的?」 工人小聲答道:「他是來送便當的」Visit us at Audi Monterey Peninsula in Seaside for your new or used Audi car. We are a premier Audi dealer for sales, car repair, Audi parts and car loans. ... Welcome to AUDI OF MONTEREY PENINSULA in Seaside, CA. Audi of Monterey Peninsula is the ......

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笨蛋

4月 17, 2013

張碧文

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2014 Audi Q5 SUV Review & Ratings | Edmunds        某 天有兩個有錢人在鄉村俱樂部裡閒話家常。其中一人對另一個人說：『嘿! 我告訴你我的司機實在很笨..你不認為嗎？』『你看看就知道』他把他的司機吉米叫了過來對他說『這裡有十元，到汽車展示區去給我買一輛Mercedes回來。』吉米回答，『Q5 quality has gone down significantly by audi4me2 on Oct 4, 2014 Vehicle: 2014 Audi Q5 2.0T Premium quattro 4dr SUV AWD (2.0L 4cyl Turbo 8A) Bought my 1st Q5 in 2010 (3.2, in Canada), and had to sell when we went overseas. Came back to US and ......

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