audio plug iphone

健康檢查

6月 5, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

KVR: VST Plugins, Audio Units (AU Plugins) & AAX Audio Plugin News, Reviews and Community - plus iOS做完健康檢查後，陳先生要求醫生檢查他的精蟲數目有沒有減少。醫生給他一個密封的小玻璃罐子，要他回家裝些樣本帶來。第二天，陳先生再來，醫生卻發現玻璃罐仍是空空如也。陳先生面有慚色地說?"醫生啊！我年紀大了，不中用啦！昨晚我先用右手試了半天，沒有動靜﹔ 我改用左手試，還是沒有用。我叫我太太來幫忙，她也是兩KVR Audio: News and info about Audio Plugins (Virtual Instruments and Virtual Effects) - VST Plugins, Audio Units (AU), AAX Plugins, Reason Rack Extensions, iOS Apps (iPhone and iPad), Android Audio Apps, Soundware and Pro Audio Hardware...

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抽煙三優點

6月 5, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Amazon.com: Audio iPod iPhone input converter to regular MP3 plug - iPod Iphone Female End to 3.5mm 抽煙三優點有一個美國的煙商來到法國做生意,一天,他在市集上大談抽煙的好處.突然,位老人走上檯子,大聲說到:『女士們,先生們.抽煙還有三大好處:第一,狗怕抽煙人.第二,小偷不敢偷抽煙人家.第三,抽煙者永遠年輕.』一時間,台下觀眾情緒振奮,那位商人更是喜形於色.老人又把手一擺.說:『為什麼呢??因為,一Works On MOST Apple Dock Radios, Home Stereos, Car Adapters. NOT every single thing has been tested (would be impossible) so its NOT guaranteed to work on EVERYTHING. DOES NOT WORK ON: Factory installed/equipped iPod plugs (VW, AUDI, MB, BMW, NISSAN, INFI...

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誠的妻子...太妙了 要看喔

6月 5, 2013

王采安

kuso

TuneLink Auto Wireless Bluetooth Audio accessory for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch by New Potato - You誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!The Loyal Wife有一個男人一生工作並且存 下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇! 。 !他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命 去。」 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。他死了，PLUG IT, PAIR IT, PLAY IT, SHARE IT - Your music, wherever you are! Tunelink is the most advanced in-car audio interface available. It provides a wireless Bluetooth audio link between your iPhone, iPod touch or iPad and your vehicle's sound system. TuneLi...

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微積分課

6月 7, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Performance Audio App Store | iPhone Apps | iPad Apps | iPod Touch Apps上微積分課的時候，教授提到了久未用到積分，我看著滿滿的黑板趕緊抄筆記喔！頭也不抬的一直抄…突然教授問道 ：「先積甚麼！？」頭一抬，眼一喵…嗯…不會…抄筆記要緊……繼續抄我的筆記……也沒人回Performance Audio offers great iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch apps like Audio Tool, Decibel Meter Pro, Microphone Pro, Tempo Pro, Tone Generator Pro, Bit Calc Pro, Audio Atlas ......

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五十歲生日

6月 7, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Stereo Auxilliary Music Inputs ipod - iphone smartphone有位仁兄歡度五十歲生日.他洗澡時, 看著自己身體, 覺得很滿意.便對著自己的左右手說:[手啊手,五十歲生日快樂!]而後對自己的左右腳說:[腳啊腳, 五十歲生日快樂!]最後, 看著自己的那根玩意, 嘆氣:[你如果還活著的話, 應該有五十歲了吧?]這是前天發生在我朋友身上的真實故事:他一出門.就踩到了狗Auxiliary and RCA Inputs Auxiliary Inputs allow you to put your music from an iPod, iPhone MP3 player, computer, Ham radio TV tuner, tape recorder or any other audio source into your car radio. We have generic and car specific aux radio adapters to hook u...

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最有「把柄」的偷情

6月 7, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Amazon.com: Smartphone Headset to PC Adapter - Use a 3.5mm iPhone/Smartphone Headset With Your PC, C最有「把柄」的偷情 2個女人在郊外喝酒，一直喝到天濛濛亮。 回來的路上，她們內急難忍，於是硬著頭皮走進路邊的一片墓地。 因為沒帶手紙，第1個女人便脫下內褲擦了擦，並扔掉了內褲。 第2個女人發現旁邊有個花圈，便撕下輓聯擦了擦。 兩個女人回家後沒多久，他- Use your favorite 3.5mm smartphone headset with your PC computer - Compatible with any PC computer with 3.5mm (1/8") jacks - Works with iPhone/Blackberry/Droid 3.5mm stereo headsets - Use free internet phone programs like Skype, Messengers, & Voice - Ou...

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