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酒後駕駛

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Track your item - Australia Post一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服，就是把口子在後面扣上，可以擋風。 一天他酒後駕駛，翻了，一頭栽在路旁。 警察趕到： 警察甲：好嚴重的車禍。 警察乙：是啊，腦袋都撞到後面去了。 警察甲：嗯，還有呼吸，我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。 警察乙：好.....一Track your item through Australia Post's online tracking service ... Many items sent through the Australia Post delivery network have tracking capabilities, allowing you to view where your item is during the delivery process....

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床上的草席

7月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Australia Post - Official Site有位患者到醫院求診。 醫師問：你哪邊不舒服？ 患者答：我昨晚做了個夢，夢見自己是頭牛在吃草。 醫師便說：你放心，這很正常。 每個人也會夢到，夢境和現實是不一樣的。 只見那位患者很緊張的說： 可是.....可是...... 我起床時Australia Post provides reliable and affordable postal, retail, financial and travel services. ... Click and Send Pay your postage online, print a label and send your parcel on its way. It's that simple. Log in or get started...

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國文老師的告白

7月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Australia Post Home國文老師的告白我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得……………=============================Thanks for registering. What's next? 1 Check your email and activate An activation email has been sent to {{email}} Please follow the instructions to activate your account. If your account isn't activated within 3 days, it will be automatically deleted. N...

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老婆和老媽掉落水救哪個

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

eParcel老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？ 看看古人會怎麼做吧！++孟子++從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老Password Reset Click to see how it works. Contact Us For eParcel technical support, please contact the National IT service Desk 24/ 7 on 1800 287 457 to log a request for assistance. Tracking of Parcels To track your parcels via the Australia Post trackin...

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廁所牆上暴強對聯

7月 22, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Support Home Page廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門Screen Reader users press Enter to Limit by product. Limit by product This button does not work with screen readers. Please use the previous link instead. Select a product...

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出於良心告訴你

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

ShopMate一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在Buy & Ship from US - 20% Off. Sign Up Now! ... Oh no, this is not working. Sorry, your browser is not compatible with our new site. Kindly upgrade your browser to the latest version, or use another browser (e.g. Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox)....

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