autoexec bat

檸檬的功用

8月 15, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

AUTOEXEC.BAT - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia檸檬的功用 兵荒馬亂中，在樹林邊一個騎兵逮住一個正要躲藏的美麗修女 美麗修女經過一番掙 扎，還是難逃魔掌。 後來回到修道院，修女顫驚的對住持說： 「那可惡的男人很快 的捉住我，並剝光了我的衣服，把我丟進了枯草堆中．．． 住持，你說以後我再碰到這種事時AUTOEXEC.BAT is a system file that was originally on DOS-type operating systems. It is a plain-text batch file in the root directory of the boot device. The name of the file is an abbreviation of "automatic execution", which describes its function in auto...

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發短信....

8月 15, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Autoexec.bat and config.sys help and instructions發短信....有個公安局長喝醉了給自己的女秘發短信。 他的短信上是這樣寫的： ‘想死你了， 在國際大酒店 1203 號房。快來。’ 誰知道一不小心按了‘群發鍵’。片刻之後， 短信回復紛至。女秘書說：什麼德性，幹嘛猴急！ 女Information and examples of the autoexec.bat and the config.sys. ... You are here: Help > MS-DOS Autoexec.bat and Config.sys information The autoexec.bat and the config.sys were files created for MS-DOS and Windows 3.x as an easy solution of loading the ....

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考壞的原因

8月 15, 2013

何憶青

kuso

AUTOEXEC - DOSBoxWiki - DOSBox, an x86 emulator with DOS瓜瓜剛剛才升上小學，在第一次段考後，媽媽緊張的問他考得怎樣。 媽媽：「瓜瓜啊，這次考試的題目你會不會寫啊？」 瓜瓜說：「拜託！那些題目都是出來騙小朋友的啦！」 媽媽聽了非常高興，心裡想瓜瓜一定考得很好。 媽媽接著又問：「那你一定考得不錯吧？」 瓜瓜：「唉呀！就因為我是小朋友！所以我都被騙了啊！」呆呆Upon BOOT, the original MS-DOS system would first load settings from a file called CONFIG.SYS, and then execute any commands found in the AUTOEXEC.BAT file. Commonly the AUTOEXEC.BAT file would define the system PATH, load device drivers, and ......

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當手機被偷時的反應

8月 14, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

What is autoexec.bat? - Definition from WhatIs.com當手機被偷時的反應黃忠晨練時發現自己用了多年的手機被偷，長歎道：“手機雖老，但尚能通話。”（只能通話，連短信也不能發，看來這手機有年頭了。）關羽在酒吧喝酒，突然發現有人偷了他的手機，立刻飛身追出去，把小偷痛扁了一頓，連小偷的手機一塊兒搶了回來，然後回去繼續喝酒，旁邊的曹操還直AUTOEXEC.BAT is a file containing Disk Operating System commands that are executable when the computer is booted (started). The commands in AUTOEXEC.BAT... ... Search SQL Server SQL Server 2016 preview shows off new features, improvements ......

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給媽打電話

8月 14, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

FreeDOS command: autoexec.bat - FreeDOS HTMLHelp (installed language list)[校園] 給媽打電話 寢室剛裝上電話沒幾天，室友們就商議給對面的女生打電話，並決定由小王出馬。小王提起話筒，撥通了對面的電話：「喂，找哪位？」聲音是多麼的甜美，八成是靚妹，「我是，我。。。」正當小王回答時，一束耀眼的白光向我們照過來，原來是寢室管理員劉先生。「這麼晚了，還在做什麼？」小王慌張地邊放下Command: autoexec.bat AUTOEXEC.BAT is a batch file that is run automatically when DOS starts. FreeDOS also accepts other .bat names instead of AUTOEXEC.BAT. Batch files are text files, but with the .bat file extension. They can be created or edited ......

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要殘廢的人

8月 14, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

[Solved] how to edit autoexec.bat in windows 7從前有一個人 在病房裡 病人得了重病 躺在病房裡都不能動 有一天他很無聊就按病房的緊急按鈕 就有一個護士來了 護士：怎麼了，怎麼了 那一個病人就說：我無聊沒事情按的 護士：你好無聊喔 病人：那你來陪我聊天 護士The autoexec.bat file in Windows 7, and the entire NT line for that matter, does very little. In most cases nothing at all. In XP it was scanned to see if it contained any environment variables but I dont know if that is the case in Windows 7. T......

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