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8月 14, 2013

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兩個重傷病人聊天

8月 14, 2013

何新冬

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打九折

8月 14, 2013

葉迎蓮

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求你喊我一聲 媽

8月 14, 2013

林凝晴

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有心機的小孩......

8月 14, 2013

王妙萱

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AVG AntiVirus 2015 - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com一個小孩提著死青蛙往妓女戶跑～一到門口，老鴇就擋著門說：「小孩子不可以進來。」那個小孩就說：「我是來玩女人的耶...你怎麼可以拒絕我呀。」老鴇：「哇勒～我們不招待十歲以下的啦，快走。」小孩：「我剛好十歲呀，我不管，我就是要玩。」老鴇：「你十歲呀～那還可以考慮；不過我怕大姐姐們不給你玩耶。」（外加鄙視From AVG Technologies USA: AVG continues to deliver essential free antivirus protection with the launch of AVG AntiVirus 2015. It goes beyond simply detecting and removing viruses on your PC by blocking infected links as you browse, checking files before ...

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偷情.....跌倒

8月 14, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

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