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笑話數則~

6月 17, 2013

張碧文

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National Basketball Association - Official Site笑話數則~1.一次就夠一對夫妻在餐廳慶祝結婚紀念日。 浪漫的氣氛下，老婆甜蜜的對老公說：「老公，下輩子你還願意跟我結婚嗎？」 老公感性的回答：「老婆，今生遇到妳，我很幸福，不過，幸福一次就夠了！下輩子我想把機會讓給別人，讓別人也能幸福。」 老婆：「…&heThe official site of the National Basketball Association. Includes news, features, multimedia, player profiles, chat transcripts, schedules and statistics. ... The NBA on Facebook Connect with Facebook and "like" your favorite team to get personalized new...

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分擔工作

6月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

The Confessions Of An NBA Scorekeeper - Deadspin - Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion分擔工作小紅請了一星期的假，休完假回到工作崗位後滿懷歉意地對同事說：「不好意思，我請了那麼多天的假，一定讓代班的人很累吧！」同事偉恩回答：「才不呢！分擔妳的工作一點也不累。小花負責修指甲、阿嬌忙著打電話聊天、小安則跑去跟老闆談情說愛……」"I went into the NBA as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as I could get," Alex says. "I loved the game. I didn't want to taint it." Of course, that was before Alex did all those "bad, bad, bad" things. Not long ago, we brought you the story of a stat-padding ...

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常看網路文章會變笨

6月 17, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Suns at Jazz - November 1, 2014 - Game Preview, Play by Play, Scores and Recap on NBA.com這個笑話，剛好回應李家同教授說的：「常看網路文章，會變笨。」中年人問年輕人：「你看過金庸的小說嗎？」年輕人說：「沒有，只有看過電視劇。」??中年人說：「你知道金庸的十四部小說書名第一個字，串起來成為一首詩」《 飛雪連天射白鹿，笑書神俠倚碧鴛 》年輕人說：「嗯~~不知道，但是我有看羅琳寫的（哈利波特作Get exclusive video highlights from the Suns at Jazz game, as well as game recaps, box scores, in-depth stats, media notes, play-by-play info and expert NBA.com analysis....

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欠債還錢

6月 17, 2013

郭從芙

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2015 MLB Team Batting Stats - Major League Baseball - ESPN兩個新相識的小朋友，同樣無家可歸，排排坐在公園裡聊天其中一個問一個：「你叫甚麼名字？」「我叫衰仔。」自稱衰仔的小朋友說：「爸爸媽媽都是這樣叫我的。」「噢！」另一個小朋友驚呼：「真巧，我也叫衰仔而且應該姓死，因為他們有時會叫我死衰仔。」「那麼你爸爸也姓死了？」衰仔問。「應該是吧，媽媽都叫他死可能姓死，Discover the 2015 MLB team statistics leaders for Batting ... ESPN.com: Help | Press | Advertise on ESPN.com | Sales Media Kit | Interest-Based Ads | Corrections | Contact Us | Site Map | Jobs at ESPN | Go.com © 2015 ESPN Internet Ventures....

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我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴

6月 17, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

LeBron James is alone again, naturally | Ball Don't Lie - Yahoo Sports我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴 夫妻吵架後，丈夫知趣的去逗貓玩。 妻子吼道 : 「你跟那一頭豬在幹甚麼 ! 」 丈夫驚奇道 : 「這是貓，不是豬呀！」 妻子一口接過 : 「我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴 ? 」 我你咧 !!! ◎ 讓女人感動的三個字 --&nOut of nowhere, LeBron James finally got his old Cleveland Cavaliers back. [Follow Dunks Don't Lie on Tumblr: The best slams from all of basketball] He got his big lumbering center, ready to throw wildly-whipped passes to. He got his off-ball point guard,...

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上輩子殺錯人的結果....

6月 17, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Greatness Revisited: Why Wilt Chamberlain Was the Greatest NBA Player Ever | Bleacher Report我是個國中的國文老師 生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文 字醜就算了還會自己學倉頡創字 創字就算了還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子 每次都改到哭笑不得 這次出的作文題目是「美食與我」 我非常沾沾自喜 相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目 一定能讓他們One of the most common types of articles on this site is a comparison between players and teams, which can certainly be a fun way to pass some time. There have been numerous articles (generating thousands upon thousands of comments) contemplating who is t...

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