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爺爺唸書

3月 27, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Car news, car prices, auto shows, car photos and videos on MSN Autos76歲的爺爺突然決定去唸書，並從小學上起。 小孫子說：「您想上學不錯，可有件事情不太好辦。」 爺爺：「什麼事？」 孫子：「萬一老師叫請家長，您讓誰去呢？」 MSN Autos is Canada’s trusted source for car news, new vehicle info, car prices, auto shows, photos, videos and car maintenance advice ... Jeep planning a luxury rival for Range Rover Auto123.com Nissan wants you to mod their new truck The Car Guide...

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兄弟就是有種

3月 27, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

What does it mean when it hurts to raise your arms - What does it mean when you have muscle pain can 一位黑道兄弟去牙科診所拔牙， 拔完後拿藥單去藥局領藥… 回家後，忘了藥師交代的服用方式… 情急之下，打電話回牙科診所詢問 兄弟：「藥那麼多顆，怎麼吃?」 護士：「你有腫就吃，沒腫就不要吃囉。」 兄弟…………&helComing soon to the internet's top social site Facebook! Check back soon to follow us and connect with our community members. LATEST ACTIVITY Coming soon to Twitter....

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覺得他很可憐

3月 27, 2013

連元柳

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Celebrity Baby Blog - Official Site小明坐在家門口吃雪糕，不遠處站著一個衣衫襤褸的小男孩正眼巴巴的瞅著他，垂涎欲滴的樣子。 小明覺得他很可憐，就招手讓小男孩過來。 然後遞給他一個板凳說：「來，坐著看！」Get your fix of breaking news and cute photos of celebrity babies, kids, moms and more with the PEOPLE.com Celebrity Baby Blog. ... There’s a lot that comes with having a baby, but choosing a godparent is a high priority for Jaime King. “You know it doesn...

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你為啥長的那麼白

3月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Babble | Entertainment, News, and Lifestyle for Moms有一天，一坨黑色的大便看到了一坨白色的大便，黑大便問：你為啥長的那麼白，那麼漂亮？  白大便聽了非常生氣，說：我又不是大便！我是冰淇淋！ Your destination for parenting, beauty, home, food, travel and entertainment brought to you by the best voices online. ... Popular Posts The 25 Most Beautiful EASY Updos Baby Girl Names 25 Gorgeous Half-Up, Half-Down Hairstyles 10 Tasty Mug Cakes You Can ...

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櫃檯小姐講的英文？ 保證整天心情都很好

3月 27, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

eBay Buying Guides - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e看了這個……保證整天心情都很好～我只能說…這位櫃台小姐真的粉有自信的大聲說英文！其實，櫃台小姐英文很好，她都聽的懂，而且反應 (Counter / 反擊) 很快耶！櫃台小姐的英語八級考老外 (聽力不錯、辭堪達意、不卑不亢、勇氣十足！)昨天，來了個老外，進到辦No matter what you're buying from eBay, it's important that you're making well informed purchasing decisions. Our guides will lead you through the process. ... Recently Added Community Guides How to get the best deals with eBay's Top Deals How to save mon...

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誰的爸爸比較快

3月 27, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

15 Things The Experts Don't Tell You About Childbirth有三個小孩在比誰的爸爸比較快！ 第一個小孩說：「我爸最快了！他可以在桌上的咖啡杯掉到地上前把杯子接住。」 第二個小孩說：「我爸爸才快呢！他去打獵，在五十公尺外射中一頭鹿。在鹿倒地前他可以衝上去扶住！」 第三個小孩說：「那算什麼？我阿爸是公務員，每天下午五點下班，他四點半We live in a world where information about having and rearing babies is everywhere. When is the best time to have kids? Where does your favorite name rank popularity-wise? What's the real deal with bed-sharing, and does your baby really need to crawl? Don...

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