bad 歌詞

包二奶

3月 26, 2013

王妙萱

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MICHAEL JACKSON LYRICS - Bad - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z某老闆2005年為了包二奶，在深圳買了一間房子讓二奶居住，每個月再給二奶5,000塊錢零用，買房子花了50萬左右；今年跟二奶分了手，就將房子賣掉，得錢320萬，換算下來，白玩女人5年，最後還賺了240萬塊錢！計算一下(5*12*5000=30萬320-50-30=240萬)，該老闆不禁得意逢人便炫耀Lyrics to "Bad" song by MICHAEL JACKSON: Your Butt Is Mine Gonna Take You Right Just Show Your Face In Broad Daylight I'm Telling You On How ... ... Your Butt Is Mine Gonna Take You Right Just Show Your Face In Broad Daylight I'm Telling You On How I ......

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人渣人渣

3月 26, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Daniel Powter-Bad Day (lyrics) - YouTube話說...有一天，小明&草莓&花生&香蕉走在路上過第一個馬路時，草莓被車輾過小明就笑著說:「哈哈，草莓醬」過第二個馬路時，花生被車輾過小明也笑著說:「哈哈，花生醬」過第三個馬路時，小明被車輾過香蕉說:「哈哈，人渣」There are some parts tht have bad timing(sorry for tht!) I worked really hard on this and I hope you enjoy! Thanks so much for helping me reach 1,000,000 views! :D 1/20/11: 8,273,611 views... OMG!...

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情侶笑話

3月 26, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Daniel Powter ~ Bad Day [[Lyrics]] - YouTube情侶笑話 在某天晴朗無雲的早晨，難得搭一次公車，在車上有一對年輕的情侶，很奇怪喔，情侶這麼早起？正旁若無人的在車上卿卿我我羨煞了旁人。在車後門的欄杆旁，男主角將手放在女主角後腦勺溫柔地輕拂她飄逸的秀髮，不時的在她耳畔私語，女主角臉上洋溢著幸福的笑容.....可是，好景不常，公車前方驀然竄出If you can't wait 30 seconds ;; 0:30 Lyrics: Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in t...

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做了一個惡夢

3月 26, 2013

何新冬

kuso

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH LYRICS - Bad Company某日，酒鬼甲和酒鬼乙在一家酒館相遇，兩人便聊了起來。 甲：唉～我昨天做了一個惡夢，現在想到還覺得可怕…乙：是什麼夢讓你如此害怕？ 甲：我夢見我喝了一打ＸＯ…乙：那並不算是惡夢啊，這可是很美好的夢耶！甲：本來我也樂在其中，直到我老婆說，她昨夜起來尿了三次Lyrics to "Bad Company" song by FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: [Bad Company cover] A company Always on the run A destiny Its the rising sun I was born A shot......

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黑眼圈和蛋糕

3月 26, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Dave Edmunds - Bad Is Bad Lyrics約翰從學校帶了黑眼圈回家，媽媽問這是怎麼回事，約翰答道：「我跟比爾打了一架。」 媽媽明理地說：「明天你帶塊蛋糕給比爾，並向他道歉。」第二天約翰又帶回一個更大的黑眼圈。「天啊！」媽媽大驚失色地叫道：「這是誰幹的好事？」約翰答道：「比爾幹的，他說還想要再吃我帶給他的蛋糕。」Lyrics to Bad Is Bad by Dave Edmunds: Went downtown to see my cousin / He plays guitar like a chainsaw buzzin' / In the crowd I see his mom ... Went downtown to see my cousin He plays guitar like a chainsaw buzzin' In the crowd I see his mom and dad I ......

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第一次都會痛

3月 26, 2013

林若綠

kuso

BAD LYRICS - U2趁著假期的最後幾天再度回到幾年前付出第一次的地方景物依舊 人事全非心中不免黯然憔悴回首這近幾年的生涯從高二(還是高一 忘記了)被同學騙說 反正補習時間還早 可去某個地方吃點點心 看個電影 他請客涉世未深的我 想說 也不無道理 對方是好朋友應該不會有陷阱何況一個大男生 也不會吃虧 就傻傻的跟去本來是沒"Bad" Lyrics by U2: If you twist and turn away If you tear yourself in two again If I could, yes I would If I could, I would... ... If you twist and turn away If you tear yourself in two again If I could, yes I would If I could, I would Let it go Surrende...

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