bad day鈴聲

給我來一個特殊服務

5月 24, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

DANIEL POWTER LYRICS - Bad Day - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z一夏日，酷熱。一中年男子出差，因天晚住進一個小旅店，正要就寢突然電話響起：「對不起我是前台，我們旅店有特殊服務你需要嗎？」「不了謝謝」，男子回答。放下電話後，該男子輾轉反側，難以入睡，於是抓起電話打給前台說：「給我來一個特殊服務」，不一會一年輕女郎進來。男子問一夜多少錢？女子說「一百」男子說：「好脫Lyrics to "Bad Day" song by DANIEL POWTER: Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me you......

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我有預知能力喔

5月 24, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Music Dumper | Free MP3 Music Downloads某天.丁丁到幼幼班跟他哪一群人才朋友(= =)說:「你跟我們說喔(講話都講錯= =?)!我最近學會了預知能力喔!!」「什麼!?酷斃了!!」(不是海綿寶寶)丁丁:「要不要看??放學回家後我表演給你看!!」「好哇!好哇!」於是.放學後一群人在路邊攤買了寶寶土司沾寶寶果醬(疑似化學顏料??)邊走到丁丁家.Download, Search and Listen to over 30 million music and mp3 files from the web free at Musicdumper.com ... Disclaimer: All content is copyrighted and owned by their respected owners. MusicDumper.com is a file search engine and does not host music files, ...

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耶穌與撒旦

5月 24, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day: Judith Viorst, Ray Cruz: 9780689711732:有一天耶穌把他的三十六個門徒帶到山下說:「你們大家先拿兩顆石頭，然後跟我一起上山。其中有一個叫撒旦的就拿兩顆最小粒的，到了山上耶穌對大家說：「現在拿你們手上的石頭，來換我的饅頭。」結果撒旦換到最小的饅頭，於是他懷恨在心。第二天，耶穌一樣把門徒帶到山下叫他們先拿兩顆石頭上山，於是撒旦就拿兩顆大石頭上山"I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terri...

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惱羞成怒

5月 23, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Amazon.com: Conker's Bad Fur Day: Video Games阿銘哭著跟媽媽說：「媽媽……爸爸剛剛打我……而且還打了兩次……」 媽媽：「乖，怎麼回事？爸爸為什麼打你，而且還打了兩次？」 阿銘：「第一次，是我拿成績單給爸爸看，因為全部都是紅字，爸爸很生氣，所以Conker's Bad Fur Day is for adults, the ESRB has rated thisgame Mature; it should not be bought for--or played by or around--children. That stated, the story of the game is the following: Conker's very good night turns into a very bad day. He has to deal ...

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讓你笑翻天

5月 23, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Bad (Michael Jackson song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia軍官的家mark 是一位標準的軍人，他連自己的家中的每一個地方，都給它冠上跟軍事有關的名稱..比如說：廚房稱為「後勤補給中心」.....客廳稱為「軍事情報站」兒子的臥房稱為 「男兵宿舍」.....女兒的臥房稱為 「女兵宿舍」 ......有一天，有客人到 mark家，在看過上面的稱謂之後嘖嘖稱奇， "Bad" is a song by American song writer and recording artist Michael Jackson. "Bad" was released by Epic Records in September 1987, as the second single from Jackson's studio album of the same name. The song was written, composed, and co-produced by Jacks...

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我昨晚碰到鬼擋牆

5月 23, 2013

謝半松

kuso

bad day鈴聲 - 相關部落格笑...(妙答)超自然 我昨晚碰到鬼擋牆，為啥我立刻吃了一盅佛跳牆還是走不出去？ 答：你不是佛，吃再多的佛跳牆也是沒用的；還有，你沒事帶佛跳牆在身上幹麻？[超自然 ] 算命的說我命短，我該抽長壽煙來延長壽命嗎？ 答：建議抽新樂園直接上天堂以免夜長夢多。 [兩性關係 ] ...

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