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台灣多的是

3月 22, 2013

王采安

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Federal Assault Weapons Ban - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia☆ 台灣多的是 一列火車上，坐著一位泰國人、一位韓國人， 一位台灣教授以及一個台灣大學生。途中，泰國人拿出幾顆榴槤分給大家吃，然後將剩下幾顆往窗外丟。「你這樣不是太浪費了嗎？」台灣教授問 「泰國有的是! 榴槤… 」泰國人驕傲地說：「我們根本吃不完。」不多久The expired Public Safety and Recreational Firearms Use Protection Act, commonly known as the Federal Assault Weapons Ban (AWB), was a subsection of the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994 - also called the "crime bill." The United State...

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我可以等

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

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Ban Ban Pot半半鍋八歲的小明想要一部電腦他爸爸帶著他看遍一每一家電腦商店的櫥窗後,小明指著最貴的一部說:「我要這一部.」爸爸吃驚的說:「爸爸得工作整整一個月才能買下它.」小明說:「不要緊,我可以等一個月」...

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放屁

3月 20, 2013

林若綠

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Ban Ki-moon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia美麗的某小姐有一個不太好的習慣,就是喜歡放屁。  一天,這位小姐要搭公車上班,  身邊照例有數位熱情的追求者尾隨在她後面,  上了車沒多久,小姐的老毛病就忍不住犯了,  身邊一位男士很機警馬上大聲說"是我放的"  可是沒過多久,小姐又暗奈不住的"噗~Ban Ki-moon (Hangul: 반기문; hanja: 潘基文; born 13 June 1944) is the eighth and current Secretary-General of the United Nations, after succeeding Kofi Annan in 2007. Before becoming Secretary-General, Ban was a career diplomat in South Korea's Ministry of Fore...

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毛澤東的護士

3月 22, 2013

黃如筠

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Ray-Ban Official Site - USA毛澤東的護士毛主席有位最喜歡的隨身護士叫王霞，負責物理按摩，王霞有事請假一個月。另外找了位護士代理按摩，毛主席不滿意他的按摩，就說：『還是王霞好！』毛主席的湖南話用國語聽像極了：「還是往下好」代理護士也就往下按摩，毛主席還是不舒服，又說了幾次：還是王霞好，代理護士就一再地往下按摩，結果發生了事情**Ray-Ban is the global leader in premium eyewear market and by far the best-selling eyewear brand in the world ... ALL HAIL WAYFARER Elected as your new amber-lensed representative, this model is a very limited edition design, with only 500 ......

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你們沒有沒有看過「俗辣」

3月 22, 2013

劉秋曼

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Ray-Ban Official Site - International國中的時候有一天上理化課，大家意興闌珊，睡覺的睡覺，寫信的寫信。忽然老師問了一句：『同學們，你們沒有沒有看過「俗辣」？』大家心頭一驚，『啊？』這時台下一片鴉雀無聲，老師又問了一次：『沒有人看過俗辣嗎，看過的人舉手。』這時同學甲緩緩舉起右手，其他的同學也慢慢跟進。理化老師說：『哦？你們這班不錯哦，很多Ray-Ban is the global leader in premium eyewear market and by far the best-selling eyewear brand in the world ... Voting is now closed and the Wayfarer has officially edged out the Clubmaster to become your new Amber representative....

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千萬不要取笑客人

3月 22, 2013

范姜孤桃

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Ban Bossy. Encourage Girls to Lead我室友在某餐廳當服務生，今天有個客人到店裡和他說「我是mvp，我想要訂個今天晚上的包廂」我同學：「蛤？」客人：「我是mvp，我要訂包廂」我同學：「哈哈哈，你是說 vip 吧？？還 mvp 咧~~~~~~~~~~~~你以為你是噹肯嗎.........哈哈哈..................對了，你說When a little boy asserts himself, he's called a “leader.” Yet when a little girl does the same, she risks being branded “bossy.” Words like bossy send a message: don't raise your hand or speak up. By middle school, girls are less interested in leading th...

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