barneys new york

仇~~~~是這樣報的

5月 28, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Barneys New York - Official Site我有一個親戚常常把安全帽掛在車上，他懶得每次帶回家，再加上他又住在鬧區附近，所以他安全帽的失竊率超高，從九百塊一頂到九十九塊一頂都有人偷。可是他又超有原則，絕對不偷拿別人安全帽。所以常常在安全帽被偷後未帶安全帽，騎車去買安全帽的途中，就被鬼鬼祟祟的警察攔下開單(屢試不爽)，任憑你怎麼解釋安全帽剛被偷Shop Barneys New York for designer handbags, shoes and women's and men's designer clothing by Alexander Wang, Christian Louboutin, Lanvin and Moncler. Stop by Barneys' designer shoe department for the latest Marc Jacobs, Pierre Hardy and Manolo Blahnik .....

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哪一個老婆比較厲害？

5月 28, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Catalog Navigation - Barneys New York: Luxury Designer Handbags, Shoes and Clothing老婆一夜未睡。第二天來到一家私人偵探社，甩下2000元，委託私家偵探收集花心丈夫出軌的所有證據。過了一周，老公收到一張法院的傳票，老婆起訴要離婚。最後丈夫被判決敗訴，房子、財產1/2盡歸老婆。------>這是個美國老婆。---------------------------------------YOU'RE ON THE LIST Thank you for signing up for Barneys New York emails. We will be in touch soon...

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真實爆笑 太好笑了

5月 28, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

The Window Barneys New York>小弟前幾天到一家自助餐吃飯>我生性節檢.只夾ㄌ2.3樣菜.共40元>心想還滿便宜ㄉ.就找了ㄍ位子開始享用>才吃沒幾口.旁邊就來了1ㄍ胖子(長的很像戎祥)>他就坐我旁邊吃了起來>我看到他餐盤裡ㄉ菜.哇~~好豐富喔>有雞腿.炸排骨.滷蛋.....等等一大堆菜>看他好像很餓.馬上狼吞虎嚥起來吃的很快>一The Window is a destination that celebrates fashion, style, beauty, culture, and entertainment through the lens of Barneys New York. ... The conceptual mind behind Pari Dust pairs an armful of gorgeous multicolored Missoni knits with works from two contem...

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大學強人寢室回憶錄

5月 28, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Barneys New York's Page | BoF Careers | The Business of Fashion大學強人寢室回憶錄隔壁一位強人，愛心頗強。在宿舍裡飼養了一隻松鼠。大概有一個月的時間了吧，松鼠已經和他混的很熟了，從來不出他們宿舍門。這位大哥也以松鼠聽話作為炫耀的資本，而這只幸福的松鼠也從此獲得了自由……至少在他們宿舍是這樣的。話說這一天，2003年的第一場雪在我們早上The department store is known for its forward-thinking edit, celebration of creativity and support for emerging designers. ... NEW YORK, United States — Though established by Barney Pressman in 1923, the foundations of the Barneys New York we know today ....

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肺裡面有血塊，要開刀

5月 28, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Barneys New York Holiday Windows 2014 - Baz Dazzled肺裡面有血塊，要開刀 作者：Blue6兩三年前的事了吧那時堂哥在工地工作，因為太笨從三樓掉下來，不過這不是笨點救護車載到某省立醫院後，我爸媽也趕到了聽醫生說肺裡面有血塊，要馬上開刀！！目送堂哥被推走後，反正也無聊就在那邊看堂哥的X光片媽：這血塊看起來好像是觀世音菩薩喔我：會不會菩薩顯靈所以摔不死爸：The Barneys New York holiday 2014 "Baz Dazzled" windows on Madison Avenue are our most festive and interactive yet. ... Video by Tandem Pictures. They don’t call it BAZ DAZZLED for nothing. At last week’s unveiling of the holiday windows, Madison Avenue ....

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邏輯推論

5月 28, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Barneys - New York Store & Shopping Guide剛搬到新家的教授走近隔壁鄰居門口打招呼。教授：嗨，你好，我剛搬到你隔壁。我是大學教授，在教邏輯推論。鄰居：歡迎歡迎。邏輯推論？那是什麼？教授：讓我舉個例給你聽好了。我看到你後院有個狗屋。根據如此，我推論你有一隻狗。鄰居：沒錯。教授：你有隻狗的這個事實，可以讓我推論出你有一個家。鄰居：也沒錯。教授：既Barneys sets the standard for designer shopping with style. See the profile of this NYC store. ... Profile Barneys has long been the benchmark for sophisticated—but not stuffy—designer department stores. Even after filing for bankruptcy in 1996 and closin...

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