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我也要！我也要！

7月 31, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Baseball-Reference.com - Official Site一架飛機上有一對男女坐在一起，〔他們並不認識〕女的開口說要一杯果汁…男：我也要！我也要！女：空中小姐，請再給我一些水果，謝謝…男：我也要！我也要！〔怕吃虧，因為機票很貴，想撈點本〕後來女的又小小聲的告訴空中小姐一些話，男的根本沒廳到，卻趕緊說：我也要！空中小姐微笑的說：「Up-to-date Major and Minor League Statistics for each player, team, and league in baseball history. Includes batting, pitching and fielding stats along with leaders, managers ......

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白痴知識問答

7月 31, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

MLB - Major League Baseball Teams, Scores, Stats, News, Standings, Rumors - ESPN問:我家附近有人養狗..而且不管它隨便跑，經常晚上在我家門口拉屎，有沒有辦法不讓它在我家拉屎嗎?答:每次狗拉屎的時候，你去偷看，等狗發現了你在偷看，它會害羞的，就再也不敢到你家門口拉屎了!問:電腦瑩幕不停地輕微抖動，有什麼辦法？答:你也不停地抖動，當你的頻率和振幅與抖動畫面一樣時，你就感覺不出來了。Get the latest MLB baseball news, scores, stats, standings, fantasy games, and more from ESPN. ... Play 2:35 Tommy Gilligan/USA TODAY Sports 3h Lough's late long ball beats Boston in 10 3h Lough's late long ball beats Boston in 10 With protests ongoing .....

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史上16大謊言

7月 31, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Las Vegas Odds, Sports Scores, Betting Lines at ScoresAndOdds.com for NBA Basketball, NHL Hockey, Ar網站：我們是免費的。警察：我們是為人民服務的。售貨小姐：這件衣服真的很適合你！！地攤老闆：這件是最後一件， 算你便宜啦影視明星：我們只是朋友關係。高官致詞：下面，我簡單地講兩句。父母：我幫你把紅包存起來了。太太：（出門前化妝時）馬上就好！馬上就好！老公：（一面盯著別的女生）她哪有你漂亮？？？食品包裝Las Vegas odds, sports betting lines, point spreads, matchup reports, and live scores on ScoresAndOdds.com for NBA Basketball, NHL Hockey, Arena Football, MLB Baseball for all games scheduled for 04/25/2015, as well as props, futures, schedules and ......

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我昨晚碰到鬼擋牆

7月 31, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Fantasy Baseball : Fantasy News笑...(妙答)超自然 我昨晚碰到鬼擋牆，為啥我立刻吃了一盅佛跳牆還是走不出去？ 答：你不是佛，吃再多的佛跳牆也是沒用的；還有，你沒事帶佛跳牆在身上幹麻？[超自然 ] 算命的說我命短，我該抽長壽煙來延長壽命嗎？ 答：建議抽新樂園直接上天堂以免夜長夢多。 [兩性關係 ] Fantasy Football news, cheat sheets, draft rankings, player rankings, league information and more at CBSSports.com ... *CBSSports.com Baseball Commissioner is open to (a) Registered Users; (b) thirteen (13) years of age or older at the time of registratio...

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甘從天命

7月 31, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

MLB Scores - CBSSports.com有位窮書生發奮讀書，遂在自己的陋室門前寫下對聯以自勵，上聯是：「睡草屋閉戶演字」，下聯是：「臥腳塌弄笛聲騰」，橫批：「甘從天命」。 有一天，一個河南人路過此地，見此聯而心生好奇，遂用家鄉話大聲地念了起來： 「誰操我屁股眼子」，「我叫他弄得生疼」...... 「呦，還有橫MLB baseball scores at CBSSports.com. Check out the MLB scoreboard, box scores and game recaps. ... CBS Sports is a registered trademark of CBS Broadcasting Inc. SportsLine is a registered service mark of SportsLine.com, Inc....

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換位子

7月 31, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Baseball - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有對夫妻結婚多年，丈夫總是忘記一些特別的日子，結婚三十五週年那天，他們在餐桌吃早餐時，妻子 向她 先生暗示：「老伴，你知不知道，我們坐在這兩張椅子上已經整整三十五年了?」丈夫徐徐放下報紙，望著老婆說： 「妳...是不是想跟我換位子?」Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. The offense attempts to score runs by hitting a ball that is thrown by the pitcher with a bat swung by the batter, then running counter-cloc...

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