basic science of nuclear medicine

我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴

6月 17, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Basic and Clinical Pharmacology 13 E: 9780071825054: Medicine & Health Science Books @ Amazon.com我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴 夫妻吵架後，丈夫知趣的去逗貓玩。 妻子吼道 : 「你跟那一頭豬在幹甚麼 ! 」 丈夫驚奇道 : 「這是貓，不是豬呀！」 妻子一口接過 : 「我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴 ? 」 我你咧 !!! ◎ 讓女人感動的三個字 --&nBertram G. Katzung, MD, PhD (San Francisco, CA) Professor Emeritus, Department of Cellular and Molecular Pharmacology, University of California, San Francisco. NO_CONTENT_IN_FEATURE Start reading Basic and Clinical Pharmacology 13 E on your Kindle in unde...

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世界最佳笑話精選

6月 17, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

ScienceDirect - Official Site各國人，不論中種族、膚色如何，都喜歡充滿詼諧與智慧的笑 話。據《俄羅斯報》報導，英國學者通過因特網對全球200多萬人進行長達一年的社會調查，選出了2002年的世界最佳笑話。好笑話的秘訣何在呢？笑話需要 有三種因素才會引人大笑：即要使人有某種優越感，要消除因憂慮引起的緊張情緒，其內容愚蠢得讓人吃驚。」ScienceDirect is the world's leading source for scientific, technical, and medical research. Explore journals, books and articles. ... Articles published in our Open Access journals are made permanently free for everyone to access ......

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給媽打電話

6月 17, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Office of Science - Official Site[校園] 給媽打電話 寢室剛裝上電話沒幾天，室友們就商議給對面的女生打電話，並決定由小王出馬。小王提起話筒，撥通了對面的電話：「喂，找哪位？」聲音是多麼的甜美，八成是靚妹，「我是，我。。。」正當小王回答時，一束耀眼的白光向我們照過來，原來是寢室管理員劉先生。「這麼晚了，還在做什麼？」小王慌張地邊放下Science Headlines RSS View All » Autonomous Taxis Would Deliver Significant Environmental and Economic Benefits 07.07.15 New Berkeley Lab study finds lower greenhouse gas emissions on per-mile basis for driverless cars deployed as taxis. Read ......

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【好笑】要殘廢的人

6月 17, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Society of Nuclear Medicine and Molecular Imaging - Official Site從前有一個人 在病房裡 病人得了重病 躺在病房裡都不能動 有一天他很無聊就按病房的緊急按鈕 就有一個護士來了 護士：怎麼了，怎麼了 那一個病人就說：我無聊沒事情按的 護士：你好無聊喔 病人：那你來陪我聊天 護士Attention: Critical Development for Nuclear Medicine Profession SNMMI members and the nuclear medicine community should be aware of a discussion taking place that is of critical importance to the profession of nuclear medicine. Click above to read more....

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學妹，醫師要「O.P Site」

6月 17, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

About CERN | CERN學妹，醫師要「O.P Site」 這則笑話實在太爆笑了… 我們護士必須在醫院每個病房實習，開刀房，急診，無一能避免.一般開刀房的護士有兩種：A.刷手護士，就是和外科醫師一起站在手術台上的無菌護士。B.在房間其他地方走來走去的後勤支援的流動護士，如果開刀的時候，醫生有At CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, physicists and engineers are probing the fundamental structure of the universe. They use the world's largest and most complex scientific instruments to study the basic constituents of matter – the ....

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頭銜重不重要？

6月 17, 2013

謝半松

kuso

University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences - Official Site我們公司有兩位'主管'， 平常不使用名片，有一次為了要申辦信用卡， 就要求我們幫她們製作幾張印有頭銜的名片， 以便交給銀行審核。 第一位是：環境保護檢測工程部執行長 另一位是：高級營養管理設計部主任兼採購執行長 這兩位， 第一位是The University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences (UAMS) is Arkansas' only comprehensive academic health center with outreach programs operating in every county and a regional campus in Northwest Arkansas. In addition to our hospital and clinics, UAMS ......

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