batman the dark knight rises

智商=精神病？

4月 15, 2013

梁寄瑤

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The Dark Knight Rises (2012) - IMDb智商=精神病？ 貨車司機送貨到精神病院,當他卸完貨準備回家時，忽然發現有個輪胎爆了。於是將爆胎御下來,就在換備胎時，一不小心,將固定車胎的4個螺帽掉到水溝裡了,撿也撿不到，司機不知如何是好。此時,正巧有個精神病患經過精神病患：怎麼了？司機：螺帽掉到水溝裡了精神病患：這麼簡單的問題也解決不了Directed by Christopher Nolan. With Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Eight years after the Joker's reign of anarchy, the Dark Knight is forced to return from his imposed exile to save Gotham City from the brutal guerrilla terr...

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有幽默，生活就不寂寞！

4月 15, 2013

蔡爾容

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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES | Official Site – Trailer, Gallery, Downloads有幽默，生活就不寂寞！語言，是歡笑、幸福的起始點；語言，也是災難、痛苦的引爆點！有一則故事說道：有一對夫妻搭火車旅行，可是沿路上，太太一直嘀咕地講話，一下子嫌火車開得太慢、一下子埋怨冷氣太冷，或服務人員的態度不好......而她的先生，雖是閉目養神，耳朵卻不得閒，必須忍受太太的嘮叨。後來，先生有個機Own the Dark Knight Rises on Blu-ray Combo Pack and Digital Download December 4. ... This site is designed to be viewed in Landscape mode. Please rotate your device to view ......

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上國文

4月 15, 2013

王妙萱

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The Dark Knight Rises Official Movie Trailer Christian Bale, Batman Movie (2012) HD - YouTube某日上國文課時，因為放牛班的學生實在太混，教課老師氣憤不過，當下隨便拉了一個同學起來．．．師：一卷二題共三問答不識四力五式六論竟只寫七八九字，十分不好！生：十課九混總得八天七時六分五刻四秒尚且三摸二請，一等庸師！（師：好樣的！.....整整你！）師：一年四季，春夏秋冬，可笑學生，豈知春秋？生：一地四Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn Like us on FACEBOOK: http://goo.gl/dHs73 Follow us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Watch all clips from the movie The Dark Knight Rises: http://goo.gl/VI646 The D...

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我也要活下去

4月 15, 2013

連冷文

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Amazon.com: The Dark Knight Trilogy (Batman Begins / The Dark Knight / The Dark Knight Rises): Chris在一個有眾多名流出席的晚會上，鬢髮斑白的巴基斯坦影壇老將"雷利"拄著枴杖，蹣跚地走上臺來就座。主持人開口問道：「您還經常去看醫生？」「是的，常去看。」「為什麼？」「因為病人必須常去看醫生，醫生才能活下去。」臺下爆發出熱烈的掌聲，人們為老人的樂觀精神和機智語言喝彩。主持人接著問：「您常請教醫院的藥師,Batman Begins : Batman Begins explores the origins of the Batman legend and the Dark Knight's emergence as a force for good in Gotham. In the wake of his parents' murder, disillusioned industrial heir Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) travels the world seeking...

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沒有回應

4月 12, 2013

劉秋曼

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The Dark Knight Rises - Batman Wiki阿喬坐在門口玩，一位老婦人走過來問她：「你媽媽在家嗎？」阿喬回答：「我媽在家呀！」老婦人便按了門鈴，但等了很久卻沒有回音。老婦人問：「怎麼沒人開門哪？」阿喬回答：「我怎麼知道，這又不是我家！」The Dark Knight Rises is the third and final installment in Christopher Nolan's Batman film... ... Plot Eight years after the events of The Dark Knight, Gotham City is in a state of peace. Batman has disappeared since the night of Harvey Dent's death....

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找合適的衣服

4月 12, 2013

梁寒瑤

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The Dark Knight Rises - Official Trailer #3 [HD] - YouTube王媽媽出門前翻箱倒櫃找合適的衣服穿。經過重重考慮後，她試穿了一件三年前的洋裝，照著鏡子抱怨道：「老公！怎麼辦？像包粽子一樣！」在一旁的先生冷冷的說：「老婆！那是餡兒的問題，與包的葉子無關。」http://www.thedarkknightrises.com/ http://www.facebook.com/thedarkknight... "The Dark Knight Rises" in theaters July 20. Warner Bros. Pictures' and Legendary Pictures' "The Dark Knight Rises" is the epic conclusion to filmmaker Christopher Nolan's Batman ...

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