battlefield hardline beta

7 個人，6 個王八蛋

4月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Battlefield Hardline News - Battlefield - Official EA Site7 個人，6 個王八蛋到外地出差，當地的同事熱情好客，當晚便在一特色酒店的包間設宴接風。 幾個人落座後便不停的聊天，一個人在點菜。點好了，徵求大夥兒意見：「菜點好了，有沒有要加的？」這種情況，我們在北京一般是讓小姐把點過的菜名兒報一遍。於是一位北京的哥們兒說：「小姐，報報。」小姐看了他一眼The latest news and updates for Battlefield Hardline, available March 17, 2015 on PS4, PS3, Xbox One, Xbox 360 and PC. ... After its two-week head start for Premium members, Battlefield Hardline Criminal Activity is now rolling out for everyone to enjoy....

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這個好笑 - 郭春海

4月 25, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Join the Battlefield Hardline Beta - Battlefield - Official EA Site這個好笑 - 郭春海有一個女子走進派出所，向辦理戶口登記的同志問“同志，我想給我孩子入戶口，請問怎麼？”一位同志說：“叫啥姓名阿？”那位女子露出了為難的表情，欲言又止。“有啥困難？請說出來，或許我們能幫上。”員警同志問。&ldqFree for anyone, the Battlefield Hardline Beta is here. Follow these simple steps to get a piece of the action. ... The Battlefield Hardline Open Beta has been extended until Monday night, Feb 9 PST on all platforms. Thanks to the millions of you who have...

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魔高一丈

4月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Battlefield Hardline Beta Release: 7 Things to Know巡警在海灘抓到一個偷補龍蝦的男子， 並指他未經批准擅自捕龍蝦違反漁獵法需罰款懲戒。 男子：「你這是什麼意思？我可沒有犯法， 這兩隻龍蝦是我的寵物，我只是帶牠們出來散步！」 巡警：「一派胡言！」 男子：「是真的！牠們愛衝進海裡暢泳， 但只要我The Battlefield Hardline beta release arrives this week, offering a full week of play inside this new cops and robbers version of Battlefield for the Xbox One, PS4, PS3, Xbox 360 and PC. With the Battlefield Hardline beta anyone can play the game a month ...

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台客阿狗ａ情書

4月 25, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Battlefield Hardline Beta! - YouTube最近隔壁鄰居阿狗 尬意中他家附近檳榔攤的阿妹可是又不敢當面告白（（（ＰＳ.因為他說他是個必屬ㄟ查波郎）））所以想練習寫動人的情書 好讓檳榔攤阿妹感動........他練習情書如下↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓&I got into the Battlefield Harline Beta! Woot! It's time to steal some loot and shoot a bunch of people! I am excite! Follow me on twitter @Lasercorn Check out my Twitch Channel: http://www.twitch.tv/thelasercornshow....

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互妳死的學生

4月 25, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Announcing the Battlefield Hardline Closed Beta - The Battlefield Blog | The Battlefield Blog互妳死的學生(台語) 哈....哈~~~互妳死的學生......新版本（台語） 小護士：「阿伯你好，我是互你死 （護理系）的學生，這是互你虧 （護理科）的學妹。」阿伯：「…我咧…！」 小護士：「我互你死畢業之後，就是互你ㄙㄞ （護理師）了。」有一天小護UPDATE 6/9: PlayStation 4 – PS4 instant access for Battlefield Hardline has closed for the day. You can still sign up at for a chance to play at http://battlefield.com/beta PC – Due to a high demand, PC users who received successful beta sign up confirmat...

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洋人求學記 中文真是博大精深

4月 25, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Get Instant Access to the Battlefield Hardline Beta on PC - The Battlefield Blog | The Battlefield B洋人求學記 (中文真是博大精深)有一個老外為了學好漢語，不遠萬里，來到中國，拜師於一位國學教授門下。第一天老外想挑一個簡單詞彙學習，便向老師請教英語「I」在漢語中應該如何說。老師解釋道：中國是一個官本位國家，當你處在不同的級別、地位，「I」也有不同的變化，就像你們英語中的形容詞有原級、比較級、最高級Rack your 9mm and take to the streets – PC players now have instant access to the Battlefield Hardline Beta. Cruise over to battlefield.com/beta, sign up to gain instant access and nab your beta perks. Battlefield Hardline Beta Rewards Just for signing up...

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