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誰的爸爸比較快

3月 27, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

EXCLUSIVE: New York Mag’s Boy Genius Investor Made It All Up | Observer有三個小孩在比誰的爸爸比較快！ 第一個小孩說：「我爸最快了！他可以在桌上的咖啡杯掉到地上前把杯子接住。」 第二個小孩說：「我爸爸才快呢！他去打獵，在五十公尺外射中一頭鹿。在鹿倒地前他可以衝上去扶住！」 第三個小孩說：「那算什麼？我阿爸是公務員，每天下午五點下班，他四點半EXCLUSIVE: New York Mag’s Boy Genius Investor Made It All Up In an exclusive Observer interview, Mohammed Islam, said to have investment returns of $72 million as ... Damir Tulemaganbetov and Mohammed Islam (r) in the office of 5WPR, a public relations .....

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你為啥長的那麼白

3月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

XanEdu | Over 630000 learners and 1000+ organizations trust XanEdu for custom digital and print lear有一天，一坨黑色的大便看到了一坨白色的大便，黑大便問：你為啥長的那麼白，那麼漂亮？  白大便聽了非常生氣，說：我又不是大便！我是冰淇淋！ Mobile Learning Enablement XanEdu’s Nimble Platform and Services Suite provide a rapid, turnkey ability to transform static, print-based training assets into secure, mobile, and measurable learning resources that are available at the point of need....

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覺得他很可憐

3月 27, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Strong's Hebrew: 3615. כָּלָה (kalah) -- to be complete, at an end, finished, accomplished, or spent小明坐在家門口吃雪糕，不遠處站著一個衣衫襤褸的小男孩正眼巴巴的瞅著他，垂涎欲滴的樣子。 小明覺得他很可憐，就招手讓小男孩過來。 然後遞給他一個板凳說：「來，坐著看！」I. כ ל ה 206 verb be complete, at an end, finished, accomplished, spent (Late Hebrew id., Pi`el; Phoenician כלה; Assyrian kalû, put and end to, and cease, vanish Dl HWB 329; late Aramaic כ ל א cease, perish (not ᵑ7); on root-meaning enclose compare כלא an...

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兄弟就是有種

3月 27, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Homemade Chinese Fish Balls…The Way They Should Be Made | This Hungry Kitten 一位黑道兄弟去牙科診所拔牙， 拔完後拿藥單去藥局領藥… 回家後，忘了藥師交代的服用方式… 情急之下，打電話回牙科診所詢問 兄弟：「藥那麼多顆，怎麼吃?」 護士：「你有腫就吃，沒腫就不要吃囉。」 兄弟…………&hel1. Clean your fish. Spanish mackerel has no scales which made it easy for me. Ask the fish monger to de-scale your fish if you have chosen to use a fish with scales. Make a slit along the belly from the fish’s rectum up to where the head begins. Remove al...

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突然特別大方

3月 27, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

News | Marie Claire高中是寄宿制學校。有天晚上，同寢室一位室友突然特別大方，翻出他的「私人儲備」 整整一桶餅乾，分給全寢室人吃，正當我們狼吞虎嚥之時， 他來了一句：「抓緊時間吃，等會兒12點一過，這餅乾就過期了….」Daily news from the Marie Claire UK team, with up-to-the minute celebrity stories & gossip, world news, fashion, beauty and health updates from the experts ... Exclusive: At The Atelier For Chanel's Casino Couture AW15 Collection. Move Aside Kendall - We ...

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生過孩子的地方

3月 27, 2013

王采安

kuso

KUNG FURY Official Movie [HD] - YouTube一漂亮女子穿迷你超短裙在公車上遇一流氓。流氓說：「小姐，讓我看看你的大腿！給你50元。」 女子說：「這樣吧，先給我100元，等公共汽車到了站，我讓你看看我生過小孩的地方。」 流氓高興地不得了。 等公共汽車到了站，她朝著路邊的醫院指著說：「你看，那就是我生過孩子的地方！http://www.kungfury.com ← Web shop and exclusive blog updates! SWEDEN - watch on http://www.svt.se/kung-fury Kung Fury is an over-the-top 80’s action comedy that was crowd funded through Kickstarter. It features Kung Fury, a Kung Fu renegade cop who trave...

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