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別碰另外兩條

4月 25, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one …別碰另外兩條大聖和小星在電線桿上下二頭修電路。 大聖在上頭喊道：「小星，抓住下面四條電線的兩條。」小星問：「是哪兩條？」「隨便兩條好了，」大聖說道：「你抓好了嗎？」 「抓好了。」「有沒有覺得什麼不對勁？」「沒有啊，有什麼不對勁？」 「好極了，那千萬別碰到另外兩條，那上面When you create a new web application in Visual Studio 2010, you will by default get a configuration file like this: The web.config transformations allow you to adapt your configuration settings for different builds or environments. We have all worked wit...

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您有馬上要用嗎？

4月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Danger Zones: Where You're Most Likely to Be Attacked by a Shark您有馬上要用嗎？ 新近遷入一設施完善的公寓住宅由於自宅位於六樓於是建設公司附贈緩降索一組，以備不時之需。某日至服務中心欲領取此一緩降索，不料竟出現如下對話.....「小姐你好，我是B3六樓的住戶，我想領取緩降索。」「對不起先生，我們主任現在不在，能不能請你下次再來。」「小姐，拜託你好不好，These are the places where you're statistically most likely to get bitten by a shark. ... (Photo: Simon Hathaway / Alamy) A 10-year-old boy was bitten by a shark on Sunday morning as he waded in the water off an East Florida beach....

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當日本首相會見美國總統

4月 25, 2013

王采安

kuso

Personal Life Media | Be A Better LoverThis is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US..!!!這是一個發生在日本駐美使館真實的故事..!!!A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English convOrder Steamy Sex Ed By Phon... And have DVD’s shipped to your home. If you don’t like to place online orders we can call you and take your order over the phone. ... 11 Steamy Sex Ed DVD’s Available Posted by Susan Bratton on Jun 29, 2015 in Lovemaking | 1...

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買肉圓

4月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

xkcd: Security某日一位小姐去買肉圓。 小姐：老闆，我要兩個小的帶走！由於生意好，過了一會兒，老闆怕忙中有錯，在下鍋前於是問：「小姐，你那兩粒是小的嗎？」該小姐臉一紅，恨恨地回了一句：老闆，你那兩粒才是小的!Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced ... BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey We did not invent the algorithm. The ......

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一對情侶

4月 25, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Project Stakeholder Management一對情侶在公園裡大聲爭吵，女的罵男的說：「像你這麼渾蛋的男人，只有母狗才會喜歡你。」 男的很生氣的回答道：「你居然敢這樣罵我，太過分了，我們分手。 反正我爺爺昨天剛過戶一萬張台積電的股票給我這個長孫， 我有這麼多錢，難道還會擔心找不到女朋友嗎？」 男的說完後轉身就走。結果走不到幾步後，突然背後傳來幾Here’s a case study showing how a large number of stakeholders can be managed with a simple communications exercise, in a project with a clear benefit. Many of you will by now have used an electronic ticket (or ‘e-ticket’) for your plane flights. Those of...

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拿著牙刷

4月 25, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Where You Need to Be a Millionaire to Retire | SmartAsset.com爸: 我的好孩子你拿著牙刷在幹甚麼?子: 沒有啦！只是擦屁屁時候，便便走進了指界隙縫而已......爸: 那好像是我的牙刷耶......子: 是呀!爸: 那麼只是今天的事嗎?子: 才不是啦......最近學擦屁屁經常都會這樣，已經一個星期多了。Are you a millionaire? If not, you better keep on saving if you want to retire in one of these cities. In New York City, for example, you need at least......

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