because i could not stop for death

胸軟心軟

8月 8, 2013

張千梅

kuso

The Black Death, 1348 - EyeWitness to History - history through the eyes of those who lived it有位男士在飯店大廳，當他往櫃檯方向走去時，不小心撞到了一位女士，而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部，男士轉過身去說：「女士，如果妳的心跟妳的胸部一樣軟的話，妳一定會原諒我的。」女士回答說「如果你『那話兒』跟你的手肘一樣硬的話，我在1221號房。」電腦課，有個男生和鄰座女生講話，結果被老師罵老師：「做什麼？」男concerned to get rid of their rotting bodies than moved by charity towards the dead. With the aid of porters, if they could get them, they carried the bodies out of the houses and laid them at the door; where every morning quantities of the dead might be ...

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不要想歪喔．．．

8月 8, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

The Gig Economy Won't Last Because It's Being Sued To Death | Fast Company | Business + Innovation一位一年級的女老師最近被他的一個學生所困擾。 老師問：『你怎麼了？』 學生回答說：『我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上三年級！』 老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。 她向校長解釋了一下學生的情If Uber, Lyft, and others don't stop relying on contract workers, business could crumble. Is it time for a new definition of employee? ... "It is not fair, because there are laws here," says Vilma. "They are claiming to be just giving us contracts, and th...

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被人罵時竟然回罵的如此淡定

8月 8, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Stop The Pirates1、A：SB！ B：你在做自我介紹嗎？ 2、A：你看個P啊！ B：我看你呢。 3、同學對話 A：How are you? B：Fine,fuck you. 4、兩個BH同學對話如下： A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴兒響叮當仁不讓世界充滿愛無止境然跟我說這種話？ B：你塞翁失馬失前啼笑皆非短流長使英雄淚滿襟When it comes to dealing with lawyers, government, and the Internal Revenue Service (which is not an agency of the United States Government, but a private foreign-owned corporation) withholding and keeping knowledge from the people is nothing new. It is a...

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一個酷熱的夏日

8月 8, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Nation | News One一個酷熱的夏日一中年男子出差，因天晚住進一個小旅店，正要就寢突然電話響起對不起我是櫃台「我們旅店有特殊服務你需要嗎？」「不了謝謝！」男子回答男子放下電話輾轉反側，難以入睡於是抓起電話：「櫃台，給我來一個特殊服務。」不一會一年輕女郎進來， 男子問一夜多少錢？女子：「100。」男子：「好脫了吧，坐沙發上{“description”:”Get the latest Nation articles from NewsOne, the home of Breaking News for Black America.”,”menu”:[],”template”:”default”} ... Honor Student Banned From Prom Over Poem While most high school seniors live for the last few weeks of school th...

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我的巧克力

8月 8, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Richard Kuklinski | Murderpedia, the encyclopedia of murderers我的巧克力因為我都住外面，所以當然是可以養寵物的大二的時候朋友撿到一隻小野狗，因為是咖啡色的所以我朋友幫他取名為巧克力當然因為當過野狗，所以巧克力的野性超野隨地大小便～亂咬東西等等，氣的我朋友常常教訓牠當然～男生一出口就是：淦你娘！每次修理完他的時後，我都可以聽到隔壁間一直出現這三個字我朋友也不是不Murderpedia, the free online encyclopedic dictionary of murderers. The largest database about serial killers, mass murderers and spree killers around the world ... Richard Kuklinski "MY FRIEND, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO DO IT...THERE'S MORE ......

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壓榨專家

8月 9, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

How To Write a Thesis Statement - Indiana University Bloomington曾有一個馬戲團，經常巡迴各地演出；其中有一團員是個”大力士”，他的拿手好戲是”憑單手之力”就能榨乾柳丁！大力士把柳丁擠乾了之後，再對觀眾宣佈--誰能用一手之力，再擠出一滴柳丁汁來，誰就可以獲得五萬元獎金！後來，一位中年的婦人，自告奮勇的要試一試！她從大How To Write a Thesis Statement What is a Thesis Statement? Almost all of us—even if we don’t do it consciously—look early in an essay for a one- or two-sentence condensation of the argument or analysis that is to follow. We refer to that ......

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