because of you kelly clarkson中文歌詞

三叔 你這招實在是高啊

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Kelly Clarkson - Because of You (lyrics) - YouTube[一般] 三叔,你這招實在是高啊 三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事？" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交Kelly Clarkson. Because of You. Yes I know it's "I learned to play" not "I like to play" so can people stop commenting telling me this? Thanks. =D....

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爆笑詐騙電話

6月 4, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You Lyrics - Songs | Most Popular爆笑精選：爆笑詐騙電話昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！「王總！」「你是誰呀？」「你的老朋友啊」「誰呀？」「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」「你是？」「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐Kelly Clarkson lyrics - Because Of You: because of you, i'll never stray too far from the sidewalk, because of you, i learned to play on the safe side, so i don't get hurt, because of ......

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重要的事

6月 4, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You Lyrics | MetroLyrics導遊帶領老公公老婆婆團到泰國玩到了泰國的某偏僻鄉下 導遊對大家宣佈說：「在這個地方打電話非常不方便，如果 你們沒有非常非常重要的事，就不要打電話回台灣，但如果 你真的有非常緊急的事情，你再來找我，我會幫你打」老公 公老婆婆們都應聲說好 結果隔天早上當Lyrics to 'Because Of You' by Kelly Clarkson. I will not make / The same mistakes that you did / I will not let myself / Cause my heart so much misery / I will...

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家庭協調中心

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

KELLY CLARKSON LYRICS - Because Of You - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z太太到家庭協調中心說:我受不了我那個老公了,每天對我說三字經.我要離婚!家庭協調:是怎樣的三字經!!太太:他整天對我說[去煮飯][洗衣服][少花錢]家庭協調:…………兒童用品商店送給每位顧客的孩子一個氣球。一個男孩想要兩個，店員說：&ldquoLyrics to "Because Of You" song by KELLY CLARKSON: I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery......

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肉麻百分百

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You lyrics | LyricsMode.com昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了9 explanations, 14 meanings to Because Of You lyrics by Kelly Clarkson: I will not make the same mistakes that you did / I will not let ... I adore kelly clarkson! Why is it that the best winners of ai didn't plan on ever being on the show? Kelly's frien ...

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中國文字笑話

6月 4, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Kelly Clarkson Because Of You Lyrics. - YouTube晶對品說 :「你們家難道沒有裝修 ?」呂對昌說 :「和你相比 , 我家徒四壁 .」９對６說 :「倒什麼立 ? 小心腦充血 !」由對甲說 :「你什麼時候學會倒立了 ?」夫對天說 :「我總算盼到了出頭之日 .」屎對尿說 :「乾的和稀的就是不一樣 .」也對她說 :「當老板了 , 出門還帶祕書?」木對束說 Kelly Clarkson - Because of you music and lyrics. How about listening to the song, rather than correcting my spelling mistake.. It was a typing error. Get over it or get a life. Thanks....

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