because of you ne yo

孔子扭到腳的時候說了一句名言...

5月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

Ne-Yo - Because Of You - YouTube孔子扭到腳的時候說了一句名言... 孔子周遊列國的時候,因為很窮,所以偶爾必須和弟子一樣用走的有一天他們到齊國的城門口時,一個不小心,孔子扭到腳了子路見狀,便背起孔子到附近的客棧休息休息子路要孔子先暫時熱敷一下,就跑去藥材店幫孔子抓藥孔子於是叫店小二準備一盆熱水讓他熱敷想不到齊國有不少當年Music video by Ne-Yo performing Because Of You. (C) 2007 The Island Def Jam Music Group....

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人算不如天算

5月 24, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Because of You (Ne-Yo album) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有個人去算命，算命師寫了一張字條給他，然後跟他說：你的命是 "大富大貴沒有大災難要小心！！"那個人聽完就很高興的離開了…… 隔沒幾天，他在路上被車子撞斷條腿，好了之後，他就很生氣的去找算命師理論： 你前幾天不是告訴我，我是大富大貴，沒有大災難Because of You is the second studio album by American R&B and pop singer-songwriter Ne-Yo, released May 1, 2007 on Def Jam Recordings in the United States. It features guest contributions from rapper Jay-Z on "Crazy" and singer Jennifer Hudson on "Leaving...

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嘴賤的小雞與報復

5月 24, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Because of You (Ne-Yo song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia嘴賤的小雞小林的老婆是一個賢淑的女人，不大愛說話，但是如果人家惹到她頭上，她一定狠狠地反咬一口。那一年，她帶了四歲大的兒子到台北去玩，乘上一台計程車。車子經過一座大建築物，小孩問媽媽：「那是什麼?」「圓山飯店。」 林太回答車子經過一個攤子，孩子問：「賣的是什麼?」「賣檳榔。」 林太回答。車子經過，有"Because of You" is a 2007 song by singer and songwriter Ne-Yo. It is the first single from his second album of the same name. The single started radio play the week of March 27, 2007.[1][2]...

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中國最經典的短信

5月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

Justin singing Because of You by Ne-yo - YouTube中國最經典的短信北京一高幹子弟跟一山西煤礦老闆吹牛：給我一千萬，在北京沒有你辦不成的事！ 老闆謙虛地說：那俺給你一億，你把天安門上的大照片換成俺爹的，行不？ 《和諧社會30化》： 組織個人化，領導皇上化，下屬太監化，工作稀鬆化， 交際娛樂化，上班麻將化，吃喝星http://www.myspace.com/justinbieber Justin singing a snippet of Because of You by Ne-Yo....

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魔法的青蛙

5月 24, 2013

王采安

kuso

Ne-Yo - Because Of You Lyrics | MetroLyrics有隻練成魔法的青蛙，牠高興的一蹦一跳的到了一個森林裡。走進森林，牠就看到一隻熊正在追著一隻兔子… 「停！你們是我練成魔法後看到的動物，我要許給你們三個願望！」青蛙走上前說 貪心的熊搶著說：「我要這森林裡的熊除了我以外，其他的都變成母的！」 『噹～』熊的願望Lyrics to 'Because Of You' by Ne-Yo. Ooo, want to but I can't help it / I love the way it feels / This got me stuck between my fantasy and what is real / I need...

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兩個文盲的QQ聊天

5月 24, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Amazon.com: NE-YO: Because Of You: Music - Amazon.com: Online Shopping for Electronics, Apparel, Com兩個文盲的QQ聊天 超搞笑~~~~~~~~~~ GG：你嚎！ MM：你嚎！你在哪裡？ GG：我在王八里上網。你呢？ MM：我也在王八里。 GG：你是哪裡人？ MM：我是鬼州人。你呢？ GG：我是山洞人。 MM：你似男似女Beginning with the release of his platinum debut In My Own Words in 2006 . to penning such gems as Rihanna's top-ten hit Unfaithful and co-writing Beyonce's instant classic Irreplaceable, which stayed on the Billboard Hot 100 number-one single for ten wee...

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