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採到鴨子的懲罰

5月 21, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Karl Benz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有三個女人喜歡爭奇鬥豔他們死到天堂後,天堂的管理員說:這裡沒啥限制,就是不能採到鴨子他們聽完後很高興,沒想到天堂都是鴨子過沒幾天,甲女不小心踩到鴨子,於是被送去跟醜男銬在一起過幾個月乙女也踩到鴨子,也被銬在一起三年過了,管理員出現在丙女面前,身旁帶者一個帥氣的男子丙女想說:是不是我在天堂表現太好了,Karl Friedrich Benz (German: [bɛnts] ( listen); November 25, 1844 – April 4, 1929) was a German engine designer and engineer, generally regarded as the inventor of the first automobile powered by an internal combustion engine, and together with Bertha Ben...

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看過最好笑的msn留話

5月 21, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Karl Benz | biography - German engineer | Britannica.com*我可以為兄弟兩肋插刀，但是我會為女人插兄弟兩刀*兄弟如手足,女人如衣服,誰碰我衣服,我砍他手足,誰碰我手足,我穿他衣服*大便的離去,是馬桶的追求?還是肛門的不挽留?............^_^ *紅綠燈不是參考用是照明用的*遠眺望山....看山小...? 登高視水....真水小...*人生自古誰German mechanical engineer who designed and in 1885 built the world’s first practical automobile to be powered by an internal-combustion engine. Although the original Benz car... ... We welcome suggested improvements to any of our articles. You can make i...

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小女孩call in點歌

5月 21, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Mercedes-Benz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小女孩call in點歌.................小女孩：我可以點歌嗎？播音員：可以呀！妳想點給誰聽？小女孩：我想點給我媽媽聽播音員：好乖！妳幾歲？小女孩：我十歲播音員：十歲？！才國小三年及是吧？妳該不會是點童謠吧？小女孩：我點給媽媽聽的，不是童謠啦！播音員：那為什麼會想點給媽媽聽？小女孩：Mercedes-Benz (German pronunciation: [mɛʁˈt͡seːdəs ˈbɛnt͡s]) is a German automobile manufacturer, a multinational division of the German manufacturer Daimler AG. The brand is used for luxury automobiles, buses, coaches, and trucks. The headquarters of Mer...

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教師節的禮物

5月 21, 2013

連元柳

kuso

German-Star | Mercedes Benz parts, Mercedes wreckers & used Mercedes car parts, Genuine Mercedes car教師節到了，布朗老師收到了好多孩子們送他的禮物。首先是一個開糖果店老板的兒子送他的禮物，只見他拿著禮物盒搖了搖。“我猜這一定是一盒糖果。”“噢，你怎麼知道的，老師？”“這是秘密！”老師笑著回答。接著送他禮物的是一個開花店老板的女Find Mercedes Benz parts, Mercedes wreckers & used Mercedes car parts, Genuine Mercedes car parts, After Market Mercedes car parts, Reconditioned Mercedes car parts, servicing, wreckers & parts suppliers across Australia ... Welcome to German-Star ......

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最惡毒的笑話

5月 21, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Our Test Drive of the New Mercedes-Benz C-Class W205 (German) - YouTube一位媽媽搭計程車要去接國中的女兒。    母女兩人經過某路段，只見一個個打扮妖艷的阻街女郎    開始站在路旁「做生意」。    正值青春期的女兒好奇的問：    「媽媽，那些女人站在路旁幹什麼？」  &nbsA first test drive with the Mercedes C 250 (W205) in Marseille, France. With special guest appearances: Prof. Gorden Wagener (Vice President Design, Daimler AG) MC Winkel (whudat.de) Axel Griesinger (bigblogg.de) Fabian Mechtel (autorevue.at) Special than...

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買胸罩

5月 21, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Mercedes Benz Germany Used Cars, Mercedes Benz Germany Used Cars Suppliers and Manufacturers at Alib上週四感冒了，在家休息。上午打了一針屁股好疼，吃完午飯正在看電視，老婆來電話讓我去給她買胸罩（也就是bra）。  當時我腦袋裡一片空白，天啊！怎麼買啊！但是一向無敵的我怎能說不敢去買，反正不是週末路上人不多，我就去看看，附近有個大蔬果超市，肯定有，問完尺寸出發。 到了超市二層找到了胸罩貨架Mercedes Benz Germany Used Cars, Buy Various High Quality Mercedes Benz Germany Used Cars Products from Global Mercedes Benz Germany Used Cars Suppliers and Mercedes Benz Germany Used Cars Manufacturers at Alibaba.com....

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