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小姐你幫我加油

5月 23, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Siouxland Bid and Buy - Choose Your City | SwarmJam/CityXpress Premier - Local Discoun陳先生騎著一輛摩托車到了一家加油站加油 突然一陣風把他頭上的帽子給吹掉了， 於是他便向加油站的小姐說: 「小姐小姐你幫我加油，我去撿帽子。」 於是便快步地跑到馬路上去撿， 這時背後傳來一陣加油聲， 原來是加油站小姐邊鼓掌邊大聲叫喊著：「加油！加油！」 深夜，醫院急診室的電話鈴聲響起.... 「醫生，$20 Emma Rae's Cafe Gift Certificates Value: $20.00 Minimum Bid: $6.00 Time Left: 3d 23h 52m $20 Emma Rae's Cafe Gift Certificates Vendor: Emma Rae's Cafe Quantity Available: 21 Minimum Bid: $6.00 Minimum Winning Bid: $6.00...

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一個酷熱的夏日

5月 22, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

ADESA Bid Now/Buy Now Online Vehicle Auctions一個酷熱的夏日一中年男子出差，因天晚住進一個小旅店，正要就寢突然電話響起對不起我是櫃台「我們旅店有特殊服務你需要嗎？」「不了謝謝！」男子回答男子放下電話輾轉反側，難以入睡於是抓起電話：「櫃台，給我來一個特殊服務。」不一會一年輕女郎進來， 男子問一夜多少錢？女子：「100。」男子：「好脫了吧，坐沙發上ADESA offers a broad mix of vehicles, including a wide variety of off-lease, commercial and dealer cars as well as inventory from national consignors. Visit one of our auction locations or buy online. We have two types of online vehicle auctions: Bid now ...

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節日聯想

5月 22, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Welcome to Bid-2-Buy your Premier Online Auction Company. - Online Auctions, On-line Auctions, Onlin老師：「端午節會想到什麼？」 學生：「粽子。」 老師：「中秋節會想到什麼？」 學生：「柚子。」 老師：「那教師節會想到什麼？」 學生：「棍子。」被工作煩得想要自殺的紐約青年約翰，很想自由自在的過日子，便跑 去問矗立在港口邊的自由女神像，想求得自由自在之道。 自由女神冷冷的回答說：「你看我&helliBid-2-Buy Online Auctions - Live and Online Auctions providing proven asset liquidation for financial institutions, banks, court trustees, corporations, small business, landlords and private parties. ... Ideal Corners Late January Consignment Auction Anti...

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每天一笑

5月 22, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Can I retract or cancel my bid? - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e☆老夫婦去拍照，攝影師問︰大爺，您是要側光，逆光，還是要全光？大爺靦腆地說︰我是光不光都無所謂，能不能給你大媽留條內褲？☆老婆語錄︰允許你喝醉，允許你勾妹，但晚上必須給老娘歸隊，如果你敢傷我的心，傷我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三條腿打殘廢，讓你的鳥鳥永遠打嗑睡。☆兩個餃子結婚了，送走客人後新郎回到臥室，As a general rule, you can't retract, remove, or cancel a bid. When you place a bid, you agree to pay for the item if you're the winning bidder. A bid on eBay is considered a contract, and you're obligated to purchase the item. If you won an item and you ...

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MSN暱稱 YAHOO狀態 惡搞

5月 22, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Retracting or canceling your bid - eBay帥...有什麼用...還不是被卒吃掉! 平生不識朝河蘭，就稱痴漢也枉然 肝若差人生是黑白,肝若好考卷是空白 何謂早睡早起?就是今天早上睡，隔天早上起床 白目不是病,白起來要人命 薏仁做事薏仁湯,小叮做事小叮噹 我可以為兄弟兩肋插刀，但是我會If you won an item and you no longer want to buy it, you need to contact the seller. A bid on eBay is considered a contract, and you're obligated to purchase the item. Read about changing your mind about an item....

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笑話中蘊涵哲理

5月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

eBay Motors - How to Buy a Vehicle - Bid - New & used cars, trucks, motorcycles, parts, accessories 兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個癩蛤嫫， 公青蛙見狀大怒說：怎麼回事？母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。(愛情需要信任) -------------------------------------------------------- 小驢問老驢：為啥咱們天天吃乾草Most eBay Motors vehicle listings are in an auction-style format where items sell to the highest bidder. To bid on a vehicle, click the Place Bid button (or Buy It Now or Make Offer button, depending on the listing) on the vehicle listing page and enter t...

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