big data case study

電燈泡

9月 11, 2013

王采安

kuso

Big data: The next frontier for innovation, competition, and productivity | McKinsey & Company在英國，燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--Do not put that object into your mouth.意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中？英國人都有些白痴..告訴你，世事無絕對！有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視，我和他談到這件事，他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有說到Big data will become a key basis of competition, underpinning new waves of productivity growth, innovation, and consumer surplus—as long as the right policies and enablers are in place. A McKinsey Global Institute article....

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學生真有創意

9月 11, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Eight (No, Nine!) Problems With Big Data - NYTimes.com我在國中教書今天上課分小隊這學期我規定每隊隊名裡面一定要有"動物"然後要在五個字以內之所以有字數的限制是因為之前有小隊取個史上無敵超霹靂麻辣旋風海綿寶寶他哥海綿體寶寶小隊 之類的隊名儘管很長很酷 但我還是很無情的簡稱他們是史上小隊讓他們一直該 為了避免這種困擾 所以才有字數限制創意就是在有限資源裡發BIG data is suddenly everywhere. Everyone seems to be collecting it, analyzing it, making money from it and celebrating (or fearing) its powers. Whether we’re talking about analyzing zillions of Google search queries to predict flu outbreaks, or zillions ...

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遺傳學

9月 11, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

IBM Analytics – Overview – United States 看更多笑話IBM Analytics helps organizations make better decisions by gleaning new insights from the volume and variety of big data . ... Understand the changing role of the CFO According to the IBM Global C-suite Study, CEOs rely more heavily on the CFO than on the...

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好笑的酒桶

9月 11, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

What is big data? - O'Reilly Media某人耶誕節前夕買了一大桶好酒放在戶外。第二天他發現少了四分之一，便在酒桶上貼了 「不許偷酒」 四個字。第三天，酒又少了四分之一，他非常生氣又貼了 「偷酒者殺無赦」 六個字。第四天，酒還是被偷，只剩下了四分之一，他的肺都快氣炸了！他的一個朋友知道了此事，就對他說：「笨蛋！ 你不會在酒桶上貼上 『尿桶』An introduction to the big data landscape. ... Big data is data that exceeds the processing capacity of conventional database systems. The data is too big, moves too fast, or doesn’t fit the strictures of your database architectures....

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各國老公被戴綠帽子後的反應，猜猜誰挽回老婆

9月 11, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

For Big-Data Scientists, ‘Janitor Work’ Is Key Hurdle to Insights - NYTimes.com  美國老公：一夜未眠，第二天一大早給自己的律師打電話，詳談了三小時，收集老婆不忠的證據一大堆，然後回家對老婆說：“親愛的，我們法庭上見。”   俄羅斯老公：一夜未眠。第二天一大早穿起祖先的盔甲、舉起祖先的長劍，喝下一瓶伏特加，大步流星走到那個男人門前，高Technology revolutions come in measured, sometimes foot-dragging steps. The lab science and marketing enthusiasm tend to underestimate the bottlenecks to progress that must be overcome with hard work and practical engineering. The field known as “big data...

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肉麻百分百

9月 12, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Big Data - Cloud Services | Infochimps昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了Infochimps delivers cloud services for Big Data that eliminates the struggle to master all the new Big Data technologies. With Infochimps Cloud, enterprises quickly get the ......

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