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禁止寵物進入

3月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

I Can Only Imagine (with lyrics) - MercyMe - YouTube前幾天去超市門口有『禁止寵物進入』的標誌一對情侶站在門口女：禁止寵物進入欸，那你不能進去喔～（頭靠在男的肩膀上）男：你才是被禁止進入的那個吧！！（手抬起來摸摸女的臉）我等在他們後面：囧這時候有個老太太，突然從我身後衝出來她推著籃子，手上牽著一隻狗她把狗繩拿到那對情侶前面：你們兩個誰不能進去的，可以幫I Can Only Imagine is MercyMe's song. One of the most uplifting songs I've ever heard. Again, my movie editor is mean - everything came out really bright, even after I darkened it. So... hope you like. :)...

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下回再買吧

3月 29, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

High School Musical 3 - Can I Have This Dance *OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO w/lyrics (HQ) - YouTube爸爸說：「這次考試要能得到95分以上,我給你買小提琴!」兒子：「爸爸,考卷發下來,我得了96分!」爸爸說：「很好,不錯!這個月錢不夠用,下個月在買吧!」第二次月考後兒子說：「這是第二次月考的成績你看看!」爸爸說：「阿?才考59分為什麼?」兒子說：「這次分數不夠用,下次再說吧」爸爸…The Official clip of "Can I Have This Dance" from High School Musical 3. The movie hits theaters Oct 24th! Lyrics : Take my hand, take a breath Pull me close, and take one step Keep your eyes locked on mine And let the music be your guide (Troy and Gabrie...

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乞丐在乞討

3月 29, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

LyricsMode - Lyrics, explanations and meanings for more than 800,000 songs小王的公司路口的轉角有個乞丐在乞討,每天上班時小王出於同情心,總會拿一張100元的鈔票給乞丐,乞丐也很感謝小王..可是某天開始, 小王不再捐100元了, 只捐50元給乞丐,乞丐覺得很奇怪, 但是也不好意思開口問.但是到了最近一個月, 小王竟然只捐10元給乞丐,10元耶!! 竟然只有10元!!乞丐終於They got problems now after what happen with the concert meetup, with so call people say "Katy Perry" which I believe to. And now that Taylor can't learn to forgive and forget she says "And I don't think we can solve 'em" by saying they can't solve the si...

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乳房有多少種？

3月 29, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Lyrics乳房有多少種？一家人正在享用晚餐。兒子問父親：「爸，乳房有多少種？」父親有點驚訝，答：「孩子，一共有三種乳房。當女人在20多歲時，她們的胸部就像蜜瓜般，又圓又結實；當她們在30歲到40歲左右時，胸部就像梨子，仍然美麗，可是有點下垂。50歲過後，她們(的胸部)就像洋蔥。」「洋蔥？」「是的，當你看到她們Mose Allison - 'Deed I Do Love and Rockets - Lazy Lionel Hampton - Stardust Love and Rockets - Youth The Cranberries - Ode To My Family Black Mountain - Druganaut Bayside - A Call to Arms The Lords of the New Church - Bad Timing The Cranberries - Daffodil...

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醫院怪談

3月 29, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Lyrics.com - your music community with the largest searchable ...某一醫院，出現了一個奇怪的現像..每星期六的六樓的六號病房的六號床位病人在凌晨六點就會去世...護士們都感到人心慌慌...儘量不把病人推到那個床位漸漸醫院裡流傳著是醫生的醫術不好的謠言....也謠言那張6號病床有鬼抓人....一日，醫院病房幾乎全滿，護士不得已只好將一位病人推到那個六號床位．．．接近Find lyrics for all the latest and greatest songs. Search by song, album, and genre....

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女人有4肢 男人有5肢

3月 29, 2013

謝半松

kuso

eLyrics.net - Song Lyrics小明和小華在聊天......小明:女人有4肢,男人有5肢小華:可以理解小明:那一個男人和一個女人在一起共有幾肢?小華:8肢啊...不然是9肢嗎??小明:答案是8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢..........在某間大學內，有一個教Watch Me - SILENTO You already know who it is Silentó Silentó Silentó Gonna do it for me Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Now watch me nae nae (Okay!) ... My Summer Song - JIGSAW Anything I can do, girl Anything I can say Look at the sky, it's blue, girl How ...

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