blt sandwich

偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈

4月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

BLT - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裡的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告Although the ingredients of the BLT have existed for many years, there is little evidence of BLT sandwich recipes prior to 1900. In the 1903 Good Housekeeping Everyday Cook Book, a recipe for a club sandwich included bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise and...

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教官抓抽菸

4月 1, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Classic BLT Sandwich Recipe - Food.com 教官抓抽菸剛開完高職同學會想起了當年學長告訴我們的教官的糗事當時是在學校裡不能抽菸的(現在好像也不行？)想當然爾 教官就是專門在抓抽菸的人物某日中午吃飽飯 教官接獲密報 要到五樓的廁所抓正在飯後菸的人抓耙子快 把風的人更快 馬上通報進廁所很快的全部有抽菸的就鳥獸散啦教官來了 開始用力敲每This is my favorite way to make a BLT (on toast) and, in fact, is one of my favorite foods in all the world. If you add another slice of toast and sliced turkey meat it becomes the old favorite "Club Sandwich". I really dislike when either of these is ser...

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採蘑菇的游戲

4月 1, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

BLT Sandwich > Start Cooking弟弟2歲的時候，我8歲。 我在家帶著他做游戲。我說：咱們來玩采蘑菇的游戲吧，我扮成蘑菇，你來采。弟弟很高興地同意了。於是我披上棉被，把自己裹成大蘑菇。幾秒鍾後，弟弟走過來，在我頭上狂踩......姐姐的錢包掉了，裡面有她的准考證、身份證之類很重要的證件。姐姐聽別人說可能會被小偷扔到附近的垃圾桶裡，就Virginia, I’m with you on the no tomatos so have never fancied a BLT. But thinking about it what about red peppers – either char grilled or some of those fancy ones out of a jar in oil. Though for me the best bacon sandwich has to be thick white toasted b...

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早知道就不要求上帝

4月 1, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

BLT Sandwich Recipe, Version of BLT Sandwiches, Whats Cooking America在無人的浴室裡，傳出陣陣的聊天聲。 『早知道就不要求上帝，說下輩子我想每天摸美女的頭髮！』梳子唉聲嘆道：『上輩子當個宅男就已經很不幸了！雖然這輩子可以每天撫摸美女的頭髮，但這不是我想要的。』 『是啊！我也一樣！早知道就不要要求說，想要每天和美女喇嘰(舌吻)！結果都是牙膏的味道，一點意思也沒有。』牙刷A near perfect balance of sweet, smoky, crusty, and salty, the BLT sandwich is what food dreams are made of. ... BLT Sandwich Recipe: Recipe Type: Sandwich, Bacon, Tomatoes Yields: 1 sandwich Prep time: 15 min Ingredients for each BLT Sandwich:...

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印地安人騎馬

4月 1, 2013

王映夏

kuso

How To Make The Best BLT Sandwich – Pro Tips from a Professional | Joy the Baker一位來自紐約的標緻女性開車至新墨西哥之荒郊野外時，車子拋錨了。這時剛好一位印地安人騎馬經過，並願意提供共騎至附近鄉鎮。於是她跳上馬一齊騎。一路騎著相安無事，除了每隔幾分鐘，那位印地安人就會發出興奮的大叫聲，大聲至聲音在山間迴響。當他們到達城鎮時，那位印地安人讓她們在當地加油站下馬，然後大叫一聲「呼」Ok. So maybe I’m not a professional BLT magic maker in the strictest sense of the word professional. A professional BLT magic maker is a good-hearted line cook who sneaks extra bacon into your sandwich. I’m just an enthusiast. A professional enthusiast .....

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藥房老闆的職業化反應

4月 1, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Perfect BLT Sandwich Recipe | Martha Stewart前幾天，朋友說有天晚上1：00多的時候，他的兒子發燒了，當他找出體溫計要替兒子量體溫時，才發現電子體溫計的電池沒電了，家中又沒有傳統體溫計，只得匆匆出門，要到藥房買電池。當他急忙忙的進藥房時，老闆一見他著急的臉色，還沒等他開口，立刻：「有有有！在這裡！」拿著一疊「保險套」！朋友當場愣住，過幾秒才反應Directions Spread one side of one slice of toast with butter. Arrange lettuce on top, along with tomato and basil. Season with salt and pepper. Top with bacon. Spread remaining slice of toast with mayonnaise; place mayonnaise side down to form a sandwich ...

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