男人提出上床時,女人都怎麼說?
Blue Is the Warmest Colour - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia男人提出上床時,女人都怎麼說?一、幼兒園小女孩(小心翼翼地):哥哥,你尿床嗎?二、小學女生(不屑地):你才一道槓,我是中隊長,兩道槓。三、中學女生(眼神迷茫而又囂張地):靠!你說的上床,是動詞還是名詞,是廣意還是狹義的?你說這個就不對嘛,嚇到我純潔的心靈不要緊,嚇到小朋友就不行了,就是嚇到花花草草也Blue Is the Warmest Colour (French: La Vie d'Adèle – Chapitres 1 & 2 – "The Life of Adèle – Chapters 1 & 2"), also known as Adèle: Chapters 1 & 2,[6][7][8] is a 2013 French romantic coming-of-age drama film written, produced, and directed by Abdellatif Ke...
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