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無法解釋的誤會

10月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Australian Department of Immigration and Border Protection - Official Site一個美麗的上午，天空晴朗無比，可是一個農夫醉熏熏地坐在門口，失魂落魄地。一個過路人好奇地上前問道：老鄉，今天天氣這麽好，你怎麽不去享受，反而在這裏喝悶酒啊。農夫回答：哎，一些事情，你永遠無法解釋。過路人：發生什麽不幸了？農夫：今天我在擠牛奶，剛好擠了一捅，奶牛用左腳把通踢翻過路人：是挺倒黴的，但是還Corporate information Information about who we are, our history, our ministers, fact sheets and forms. Immigration detention in Australia Immigration detention is an important part of strong border control and supports Australia’s migration system. Access...

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兒子的情色日記

10月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

The Counter - Official Site兒子的情色日記老王規定其兒子每天要記日記，某天晚上他要抽查兒子的日記。 他查完日記後，對兒子的母親大發雷霆。 其妻莫名其妙，要求老王說明原因。 他憤怒地打開兒子的日記攤在桌前，其上歪歪扭扭地寫著：“今日陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽，說做完作業後，可以吃點心。然後，陳叔The Counter® is the 21st Century’s bold answer to the classic burger joint. Ushering in a fresh era of industrial décor, today’s music, cold beer, unique wines and an astonishing 312,120+ different burger combinations, it serves up the ......

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德國人的幽默 失主與偷車者通信

10月 4, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

CSS Reference - W3Schools Online Web Tutorials德國法蘭克福發行的一份報紙（Frankfurter Allegemeine）上，刊登了一篇真實事件， 汽車小偷跟失竊車主之間有趣的通信。 我們可以發覺，在德國擁有汽車的成本主要不在於車輛本身， 而是使用時所需的維修、稅金及保險費。 --------------Well organized and easy to understand Web building tutorials with lots of examples of how to use HTML, CSS, JavaScript, SQL, PHP, and XML. ... Property Description CSS hanging-punctuation Specifies whether a punctuation character may be placed outside the...

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亮瞎眼的全球街頭怪人

10月 4, 2013

連元柳

kuso

StatCounter - Free Invisible Web Tracker, Hit Counter and Web Stats What People are Saying I noticed how the frequency of hits reported by StatCounter closely followed customer phone enquiries, peaking at the start of the week. In some cases I could match customers to the detailed paths they took through the site, and cou...

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笑噴你的無厘頭囧圖

10月 4, 2013

張易旋

kuso

ITV News - Official Site  Get all the latest, breaking news on ITV News. Videos, stories and updates ... ITV Report First refugee children with no UK links come to Britain The children are among around 70 new arrivals to Britain under the landmark Dubs amendment....

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男女分手藉口

10月 4, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Mexican president disputes Trump over border wall payment discussion - CNNPolitics.com女生所用的藉口和它們所代表的意思:1. 我最近公司實在太忙了, 沒有辦法挪出時間跟你約會(我寧願在公司無聊, 也不要跟你約會)2. 我想過了, 我不適合你(你不是我想要的那種類型的!)3. 我覺得我成熟度還不夠  (所以當初才會選擇你)4. 不是你的錯, 是我... &Donald Trump flew into a nation he has constantly berated during his campaign to meet President Enrique Peña Nieto and said they discussed a wall Trump has vowed to build on the US southern border, but not his demand that Mexico pay for it -- an assertion...

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