boxing day sale nz

玉米 老二，傻傻分不清楚

5月 2, 2013

葉紫蕊

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Noel Leeming Boxing Day Sale 2011 | Sale Alert NZ. Only the best Sales有一對兄弟，老大是種地瓜的，老二是種玉米的。某一天，老大在鬆土，鏘的一聲，老大一看是神燈耶！他趕緊把老二叫來，一起叫出精靈。精靈說他們可以許三個願望。老二決定禮讓哥哥，老大就說：我希望我的地瓜變得又肥又大。於是他種的地瓜就都變得又肥又大了。輪到老二，他一時想不出來，老大替他想。老二說出前半段：我希望This entry was posted on December 24, 2011, 8:06 pm and is filed under boxing day sale 2011. You can follow any responses to this entry through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site....

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電線桿上有兩個人

5月 2, 2013

彭香珍

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Boxing Equipment For Sale | No.1 Fitness NZ在一個偏僻的村莊，一條羊腸小道上有一根筆直的電線桿，說也奇怪，常常有人在那出事。不久一對年輕男女不小心騎車撞倒，當場斃命。一天晚上，5歲的小志和他媽媽在回家路上經過那兒，小志突然“媽媽，電線桿上有兩個人。”媽媽牽著他的手快速走開說：“小孩子不要亂說”但Need Boxing Equipment? Choose from boxing gloves, ,,a gloves, free stands, speed balls, bags and more! ... Boxing is a great alternative to boring exercise programs. It is fun, dynamic and most of all effective in toning muscles as well as improving cardi...

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給上帝的信

5月 2, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Boxing Gloves For Sale | No.1 Fitness NZ阿強在經濟拮据的時候寫了封信向上帝求救，希望祂能惠賜他1000元以渡過難關。郵差看到這封信後覺得阿強很可憐，便自掏腰包寄了500元給他。過沒多久，郵差又收到阿強要寄給上帝的信。郵差打開來一看，只見他寫道：「親愛的上帝，謝謝?幫我渡過難關。我並不是想抱怨，但請下次送錢來時別再透過郵差了，他們抽的佣金實Great range of boxing gloves for sale at low prices. Top brands including Kango, Sting & more. ... We stock a massive selection of gloves! When considering how many hours of boxing training are spent with gloves on it is important to purchase a high quali...

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軍中笑話

5月 2, 2013

張易旋

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Boxing Day bargains: Where to go for the best deals - Business - NZ Herald News某新兵常常請假，請到最後找不到理由，便在單子上寫「我媽分娩」班長大怒：「你媽分娩是你爸的事！你回去幹什麼？」新兵：「喔！我爸爸早車禍死了！我可憐的媽媽已經守寡七年了…。」大兵：班長！我妹妹結婚！我明天要回去參加婚禮！班長：明天再來第二天班長：１４６７１！！我昨天打電話回你家！你媽說你妹Dick Smith electronics, which earlier this month was expected to have a pre-Christmas fire sale, has covered its doors with massive promotions of a "knockout sale". Clothing stores are also offering big savings with Max slashing up to 70 per cent off its ...

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人要擅於隱藏弱點

5月 2, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Sale Alert NZ. Only the best Sales | Delivered directly to you話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒了。於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。專門運送貴重貨物，遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了，當然，在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作，除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外，真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強，手下的水手個個10% to 50% off Everything instore ... Dick Smith Boxing Day Sale 2013 20% off HP, Samsung, Acer & Toshiba Laptops 20% off Sony, Panasonic & Samsung TVs Up to 30% off Selected Mobile Phones...

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和尚看A片

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

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Boxing Day Sales 2015 (here's where to shop) | finder.com.au隨著改革開放,和尚們的生活是一日千裡,過上了很小康的生活.俗話說飽暖思淫欲,不假.話說一廟的主持在閑暇之餘愛看碟子,看的看的就情不自禁,看起了A片.但是他很注意影響的,總是選擇在夜深人靜的時候.但是不巧,某天被小和尚發現了.第二天晚上,他就把小和尚叫進房裡.邀請他一起觀看,企圖以堵其嘴.他邊看便教育Tips on getting the best bargains this Boxing Day Getting the most out of Boxing Day sales is no easy task, so here are a few quick tips to help you get the most out of the sales. Set a budget. It's easy to overspend at a sale. When you see sale signs adv...

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