bp oil spill 2010

美國理髮師的社區服務

6月 27, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

BP Oil Spill Live Feed: VIDEO Of Gulf Coast Gusher在美國有位理髮師。有一天一個白人的賣花人去找他理髮。理完髮，他去付理髮費。理髮師回復：「今天不收費，我在做社區服務。」賣花人愉快的離開了。第二天早晨理髮師發現一張「感謝你」的賀卡和十二朵玫瑰花放在他的商店的門前。一個黑人美國警員去理髮去並且得到了同樣「社區服務」之後警員愉快的離開了。第二天早晨理髮師UPDATE: OIL SPILL STOPPED? Two BP oil spill live feeds are shown below in case one fails for whatever reason. See the latest photos from the spill: ... If You Love Animals, Here Are 5 You Shouldn't Ride 2015-07-09 13:42:59 Boulder Bear Falls From Tree......

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老師吵架

6月 27, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

BP oil spill conspiracy theories – Boing Boing買五斤肉就被少了五兩秤，都太氣憤，互相鼓勵：「五個教書匠難道還怕一個殺豬匠嗎？」於是前去理論～化學老師扶扶眼鏡：「師傅，或許你今天多喝了幾杯乙醇，沒認清秤星吧，肉是氫，氧，碳三種元素的結合，難道你這肉氫和氧結合得太多了？照理說肉是脂肪，不是汽油煤油這些烴一類物質，怎麼這麼快就揮發了250克呢？」殺豬I wasn’t surprised when Rush Limbaugh noted the suspicious timing of the explosion at the Deepwater Horizon oil rig, occurring as it did on the eve of Earth Day and the impending Cap and Trade Bill announcement and just after Obama’s reluctant OK of new d...

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你好，請找陳先生

6月 27, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Oil Spill Gulf of Mexico 2010 - NOLA.com - New Orleans, LA Local News, Breaking News, Sports & Weath「你好，請找陳先生」「他調到水里了」「啥?掉到水裡多久了」「兩個禮拜了」「阿!要不要叫救護車?」「他調到南投水里為什麼要叫救護 車??」...Get the latest news and updates on the Gulf of Mexico BP Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion, fire, oil spill and cleanup. Find pictures and videos and comment on the news at ......

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英語進步了

6月 27, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Gulf of Mexico Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill (2010) - The New York Times英語進步了話說前幾天假日全家到鄉下去玩那天全家在田間的小路上看看農村果園的風景遠遠的～～看到一群老外在圍著一個當地的農夫比手畫腳看似老外迷路了吧！？出於好奇，全家跑去湊熱鬧看看想聽他們在說什麼那幾個老外一邊翻著一個類似英漢辭典的小冊子一邊用很不標準的中文發音:「如何.......我.........Chronology of Coverage Jul. 8, 2015 Editorial welcomes provisional $18.7 billion settlement between BP, federal government and Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi and Texas for company's role in 2010 Gulf of Mexico oil spill; applauds deal for ending...

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不同的解讀

6月 27, 2013

陳新白

kuso

BP Complaints | Oil Spill Gulf of Mexico 2010 | Submit your complaints and let your voice be heard!老師問小明：「水的化學式是什麼？」小明回答：「H I J K L M N O」。 老師說：「我是這樣教你的嗎？」小明答：「你不是說 H to O 嗎？」 本學期歷史期末考時，有一題填充題： 「黃帝建都『有熊』，堯建都『 』…」 結果，有一名學生竟然寫出以下的答案：「黃帝建都『BP Complaints - Oil Spill Gulf of Mexico 2010 | Submit your complaints and let your voice be heard! ... Sorting out Responsibility for the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill American Thinker By Bruce Thompson Legal accountability is on the way for those who bear...

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先生 我有男朋友了

6月 27, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

BP oil spill 2010: How much will it cost? - CSMonitor.com說在前面先,這不是閃光文幾年前,還在信義計劃區上班時,有天中午客戶在國際會議中心開會,中午,就請客戶去凱悅(現在叫君悅)的二樓,Ziga Zaga 吃飯,服務生是個可愛的大眼妹,我們三個衣冠禽獸,不是,是三個穿的人五人六的,anyway,服務生服務的很周道,我們也很禮貌,每次來服務我們都哈啦個一二句The BP oil spill will cost an estimated $12.5 billion or more. BP announced Monday it will pay for all cleanup costs in the Gulf of Mexico. ... Technical experts crowd a conference room at British Petroleum offices in Houston on May 2. The energy company ...

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