bra cup size

人要擅於隱藏弱點

6月 13, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Bra size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒了。於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。專門運送貴重貨物，遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了，當然，在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作，除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外，真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強，手下的水手個個Bra-wearers can calculate their cup size by finding the difference between their bust size and their band size. [58] [60] The bust size, bust line measure, or over-bust measure is the measurement around the torso over the fullest part of the breasts, with...

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軍中笑話

6月 13, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Celebrity Bra Sizes, Famous Star Actress Cup Size List某新兵常常請假，請到最後找不到理由，便在單子上寫「我媽分娩」班長大怒：「你媽分娩是你爸的事！你回去幹什麼？」新兵：「喔！我爸爸早車禍死了！我可憐的媽媽已經守寡七年了…。」大兵：班長！我妹妹結婚！我明天要回去參加婚禮！班長：明天再來第二天班長：１４６７１！！我昨天打電話回你家！你媽說你妹Believe it or not, women everywhere are walking around in the wrong size bra and the fact of the matter is, they don't even know it. Did you ever wonder why things in that area poke and pinch you while wearing a brassiere? It is because you are likely wea...

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給上帝的信

6月 13, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Oopshi » How to measure your bra and cup size阿強在經濟拮据的時候寫了封信向上帝求救，希望祂能惠賜他1000元以渡過難關。郵差看到這封信後覺得阿強很可憐，便自掏腰包寄了500元給他。過沒多久，郵差又收到阿強要寄給上帝的信。郵差打開來一看，只見他寫道：「親愛的上帝，謝謝?幫我渡過難關。我並不是想抱怨，但請下次送錢來時別再透過郵差了，他們抽的佣金實How to measure your bra and cup size Placed in fashion by yisha A wrong-sized bra can ruin your day. Your clothes do not fit well and you just don’t feel comfortable during the day. You are feeling all but sexy. This is why proper bra sizes are important....

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電線桿上有兩個人

6月 13, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Measuring Bra Cup and Band Size - Free Beauty Tips: Natural Makeup, Fashion & Hair for Women & Teens在一個偏僻的村莊，一條羊腸小道上有一根筆直的電線桿，說也奇怪，常常有人在那出事。不久一對年輕男女不小心騎車撞倒，當場斃命。一天晚上，5歲的小志和他媽媽在回家路上經過那兒，小志突然“媽媽，電線桿上有兩個人。”媽媽牽著他的手快速走開說：“小孩子不要亂說”但Learn how to properly measure your bra cup and band size to calculate the correct women's undergarment size. ... Step 2: Measure Around Your Rib Cage for Band Size. Use a flexible measuring tape to measure the circumference of your rib cage just below you...

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玉米 老二，傻傻分不清楚

6月 13, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Bra Fitting - How to Measure Bra Size - Women's Lingerie, Bras, Panties, Swimwear & More | HerRoom有一對兄弟，老大是種地瓜的，老二是種玉米的。某一天，老大在鬆土，鏘的一聲，老大一看是神燈耶！他趕緊把老二叫來，一起叫出精靈。精靈說他們可以許三個願望。老二決定禮讓哥哥，老大就說：我希望我的地瓜變得又肥又大。於是他種的地瓜就都變得又肥又大了。輪到老二，他一時想不出來，老大替他想。老二說出前半段：我希望Step 2.Measure for Cup Size A. While wearing a non-padded bra, stand straight with your arms at your sides and measure the fullest part of your bust. Make sure the measuring tape is parallel with the ground and not loose or binding. B. Find your number (i...

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你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊

6月 13, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Stars & celebrity bra size. Pictures cup bust size and measurements昨天我哥例行地騎機車來接我下班騎著騎著,車子都遇到了紅燈停了下來快要變綠燈的時候,隔壁機車上的情侶中的男生對著我們大叫媽的~老兄!你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊!下次記得找正一點的啊!哈哈哈哈~~~~~~說完就邊狂笑邊狂催油門一溜煙的就不見了我心想:算了~反正我也不是啥大正妹...(不過這樣被講心裡也不是很高Stars & celebrity bra size. Pictures of cup bust size. Weight and height measurements. About fashion bra size of stars or celebrity in the world & Hollywood. ... Those girls who keeps the small breast and want to increase the size. They prefer to take bre...

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