brad drewett

機智與反應

8月 12, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

ATP World Tour | Tennis | Management - Tennis - ATP World Tour一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&Meet the ATP Management Committee. ... Mark has served as Vice Chairman since May 2015. As Vice Chairman, he oversees the following five key areas of the ATP: tournament relations, management of all ATP media rights & assets, legal counsel, rules ......

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別碰另外兩條

8月 12, 2013

小安

kuso

Australia Tennis Academy別碰另外兩條大聖和小星在電線桿上下二頭修電路。 大聖在上頭喊道：「小星，抓住下面四條電線的兩條。」小星問：「是哪兩條？」「隨便兩條好了，」大聖說道：「你抓好了嗎？」 「抓好了。」「有沒有覺得什麼不對勁？」「沒有啊，有什麼不對勁？」 「好極了，那千萬別碰到另外兩條，那上面Tennis, Tennis Coaching, Academy, Hope Island, Gold Coast, Queensland, QLD, Australia, ... AUSTRALIA TENNIS ACADEMY is a premiere high performance academy situated on a glorious five acres in the magnificent Hope Island Resort on the Gold Coast ......

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您有馬上要用嗎？

8月 12, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

CF Montreal - Franks Brothers Gyms您有馬上要用嗎？ 新近遷入一設施完善的公寓住宅由於自宅位於六樓於是建設公司附贈緩降索一組，以備不時之需。某日至服務中心欲領取此一緩降索，不料竟出現如下對話.....「小姐你好，我是B3六樓的住戶，我想領取緩降索。」「對不起先生，我們主任現在不在，能不能請你下次再來。」「小姐，拜託你好不好，Get physically fitter and mentally stronger with Franks Brothers Gyms and New Zealand's best Crossfit coaches and supportive social community. ... Locations: Reebok CrossFit Canterbury Contact details: 03 379 0985 Email Us Follow Us 85 ......

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

8月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

ATP World Tour | Tennis | History - Tennis - ATP World Tour同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～The players, under ATP CEO Hamilton Jordan, hold a press conference in the US Open parking lot to announce that they will assume more control of the game. "Tennis at the Crossroads" outlines a plan for players to form a new tour in which they would play a...

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客服人員的七種等級

8月 13, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Franks Brothers Gyms初級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員： 「嗚...........」（哭泣聲）中級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：「這位先生請息怒，有什麼可以為您服務的嗎？」高級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：「家母身體很好，謝謝您的關心。」專業客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：Get physically fitter and mentally stronger with Franks Brothers Gyms and New Zealand's best Crossfit coaches and supportive social community. ... Locations: Reebok CrossFit Canterbury Contact details: 03 379 0985 Email Us Follow Us 85 ......

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希拉蕊床底下的秘密

8月 13, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Brindley John Ayers Catalogue of Vintage and Collectable Fishing Tackle, Hardy Reels希拉蕊目前正為民主黨總統候選人初選而陷入苦戰，聽說，有部份的原因是因為她的 >>> >>> 姓氏'克林頓'所造成的，以下的笑話可能有點殺傷力...>>>>>>>>> 床底下的秘密>>>>>>>>>>>> 比爾 (克林頓) 和希拉蕊當年結婚的時候，新婚之夜，比爾放了一個大紙盒在他們A catalogue of usable and collectable fishing tackle of yesterday ... Hardy Reels WANTED ALL KINDS OF FISHING TACKLE BOUGHT, visit my eBay shop for many other rods and item...

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