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世界上最大威力的一句話

1月 11, 2013

郭靖萍

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British Standards - Official Site60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 爲什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。 我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。法官宣佈休庭，一天後重新開庭，宣BSI Group HQ, located above Gunnersbury station. About, testing, certification, training, inspection, business improvement, online catalogue and ordering of standards and guides, international trade....

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1月 11, 2013

何新冬

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British English - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一家釀酒廠的品酒師去世了，酒廠經理開始物色新品酒師，發出啟事、廣納賢才。一個衣衫襤褸、面容邋遢的醉漢跑到酒廠來說要應聘。經理當下就看醉漢很不爽，心想該怎麼樣才能把他打發走。他讓人拿來一杯酒，醉漢拿來喝了一口便說：「麝香葡萄酒，三年醇，葡萄生在北坡，用大木桶釀製。雖屬低檔，但質量也還可以接受。」「完全British English is the dialect of the English language as spoken and written in the United Kingdom or, more broadly, throughout the British Isles.[3] Slight regional variations exist in formal, written English in the United Kingdom. For example, the adjec...

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少一個字母差很大！

1月 11, 2013

何憶青

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1月 10, 2013

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男朋友今天居然拿一張「保證書」給我簽字？

1月 10, 2013

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BSI Shop - Buy British Standards.  BSI Shop - Browse thousands of British Standards. Buy PDF download or hard copy. ... Asset Management PAS 55-1 Business Continuity BS ISO 22301 Data Protection BS 10012 Disabled Access BS 8300 Energy BS EN ISO 50001 Environment...

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1月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

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American and British English spelling differences - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaMany of the differences between American and British English date back to a time when spelling was not widely standardized. For instance, some spellings seen as "American" today were once commonly used in Britain; and vice versa. An "American standard" an...

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