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Bruce Lee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia        有個傢伙喝個爛醉後開車回家,途中被一台警車攔下警察要測他酒精,他卻吐了警察一身。 隨後路旁發生了車禍,這個警察就跑去處理,要他乖乖站在原地。 他想:「我幹嘛要聽你的。」就開車回去了 第二天中午,那個警察跑過來找他說:「先生,昨天你酒醉駕駛。」 Bruce Lee (Chinese: 李小龍; born Lee Jun-fan, Chinese: 李振藩; November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Hong Kong American martial artist, Hong Kong action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker,[3] and the founder of Jeet Kune Do. Lee was ...

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Bruce Weber - Official Site有一天,小花遇到小明,發現小明2隻眼睛受傷了,小花問小明原因,小明說:「我在路上看到一個女生的裙子飛起來,就幫她拉下,結果被打。」小花問:「那另外一隻眼睛呢?」小明說:「我以為她不喜歡,所以我又幫她拉起來,結果被揍另一拳。」小花:「......」。Featuring the photography, films, publications, and other creative endeavors of Bruce Weber and his team at True's Think Tank. Bruce Weber Photography Creative Studio Moving Image Publications Art Department About...

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Bruce Campbell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個外國人在買電影票時排在一個國中生後面, 售票小姐因為不會說英文, 就請站在前面的國中生告訴後面的外國人說: 「現在只剩站票, 看他要不要買。」 國中生就對外國人說, 「No seat, you see no see? if see, stand see.」 (沒位子了,你看不看?如果要看,站著看Bruce Lorne Campbell (born June 22, 1958) is an American film and television actor, director, writer, producer and author. As a cult film actor, Campbell is best known for his role as Ash Williams in Sam Raimi's hit Evil Dead series of films and he has st...

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Bruce Campbell - IMDb男人有位老婆實在很喜歡講電話不論是對方打來還是自己打趣 每次都要扯上三個小時才肯罷休男人也經常為昂貴的電話費以及吵雜的聊天聲困擾 有一天 老婆又一如往常地接起正響著的電話 男人心想 這下可好了 又得吵上半天了 男人便仔細的盯著自己的手表 想要知道這次花多久時間才能安寧 男人因為太專注的盯著表 完全沒Actor: Army of Darkness (1992) · The Evil Dead (1981) · Burn Notice (2007) · Evil Dead II (1987). Born: Bruce Lorne Campbell June 22 , 1958 in Birmingham, Michigan, USA...

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