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用手辨認你們丈夫

5月 30, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Bug Off Exterminators, Inc. :: Termite/Insect/Pest Control & Lawn Treatment :: South Florida/Miami-D二戰期間德軍佔領俄羅斯某村，喜歡惡作劇的德國軍官下令村裡已婚的夫婦們集合，並且命令全部脫掉下衣，分男女各站一排，還命令士兵將婦女的眼睛蒙上。這時德國軍官開始喊話：我們開始玩游戲，妻子們走過去用手辨認你們丈夫的下體，如果猜對是你的丈夫，便可活命，如果猜不中，就地槍斃。第一個女人走到男人的隊列，從第一個Bug Off Exterminators (BugOffExterminatorsFlorida.com): South Florida pest control for termites and insects in multi-unit condos/apartments/office buildings and lawns in Miami-Dade/Broward/Palm Beach. Bug Off Exterminators, Inc. :: Termite/Insect/Pest Con...

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神燈燈

5月 29, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Get This Bug Off of Me! - University of Kentucky一個人在沙漠裡快要餓死了，這時他撿到神燈燈。神燈：「 我只可以實現你一個願望，快說吧，我趕時間。」人：「我要老婆 ……」神燈立刻變出一個美女，然後不屑的說：「 都快餓死了還貪圖美色！可悲！」說完就消失了。人：「……餅。」Despite old folktales that claim they sew up your ears or your lips, they do not attack humans. If you happen to catch one (good luck!) and are holding onto it, it might pinch, but it can't break the skin. The immature stage of this insect lives underwate...

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年輕貌美 但是....

5月 29, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Eco-Friendly Sunscreen and Insect Repellent有一個故事，是一位律師的真實見證。律師請了一位年輕貌美的大學畢業生當秘書。第一天上班，律師請秘書幫他 fax份文件給一位同行的友人。十多二十分鐘後，友人致電律師：「喂，幹嘛一直fax,一直fax？是fax machine有問題嗎？我已經在收第五份了耶。」當律師走到秘書的座位上要找她，結果在fax mOur Summer Survival Kit includes Bug Spray insect repellent, Sunscreen, and Tanning Oil, made only from safe natural ingredients and ideal for outdoor use. ... You may be one of those people for whom summer is far too short! But like it or not, most of yo...

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西瓜候選人

5月 29, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

BUG: Multiple SendKeys Statement Turns Off NumLock Key有人提議，在立法院選舉的時候，每個選區的最後面都加一個西瓜做為候選人之一。比如說，假設台北市南區要選出三個名額，但有五個候選人，那就在第六個候選人貼上一個西瓜照片加進去選；如果開票第一名是某甲，第二名就是西瓜的話，抱歉，本區就只選出一個某甲做立委，得票比西瓜少的就落選了。連個西瓜都選不嬴，還當什麼民This problem deals with a nesting of capturing the keyboard state. The first SendKeys statement takes a snapshot of the keyboard state and turns off all toggles. ... Microsoft has confirmed this to be a bug in the Microsoft products listed at the beginnin...

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美國最好的執法者

5月 29, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Bug - definition of Bug by The Free Dictionary中央情報局（ＣＩＡ），聯邦調查局（ＦＢＩ）和洛杉磯警察局（ＬＡＰＤ）都聲稱自己是最好的執法者。為此美國總統決定讓他們比試一下。於是他把一隻兔子放進樹林，看他們如何把兔子抓回來。中央情報局派出大批調查人員進入樹林，並對每一顆樹進行訊問，經過幾個月之後的調查，得出結論是那所謂的兔子並不存在。聯邦調查局出Bug (bo og, bo ok) 1. also Western Bug A river of eastern Europe rising in southwest Ukraine and flowing about 770 km (480 mi) through Poland to the Vistula River near Warsaw. 2. also Southern Bug A river of southern Ukraine rising in the southwest part a...

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禁止餵乳

5月 29, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Software bug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某少婦一向我行我素，即使在公眾場合給孩子餵哺人乳，也絕不扭捏。 一次，他和丈夫帶同孩子上館子吃飯，孩子肚餓哭鬧起來，少婦掀起衣服， 餐廳侍應走道她身旁，婉言請她不要當眾餵奶。少婦大為光火， 說道：「難道你認為餵哺人乳淫穢不雅嗎？」 「不是，」侍應禮貌地指著牆上A software bug is an error, flaw, failure, or fault in a computer program or system that causes it to produce an incorrect or unexpected result, or to behave in unintended ways. Most bugs arise from mistakes and errors made by people in either a program's...

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