bug's life

男女網友相約見面，誰比誰狠！

5月 15, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

A Bug's Life (1998) - IMDb男女網友相約見面，誰比誰狠！男女網友在網路上相談甚歡，於是決定相約見面。男生開車到約定的地點，上車的女生讓他驚為天人。於是他便使出混身解數，談笑風生，表現得風流倜儻，希望能博得美人傾心。不知不覺開車來到偏僻無人的郊區，男生停下車，並深情款款地注視著女生。女生面色微紅，眼波流轉，顯得嬌羞無比。期待以久Directed by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton. With Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Hayden Panettiere. A misfit ant, looking for "warriors" to save his colony from greedy grasshoppers, recruits a group of bugs that turn out to be an inept circu...

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科學園區的工程師

5月 15, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

What's That Bug? - Are we experts yet?小張走在路上，看到一隻青蛙，忽然青蛙開口說：先生，請吻我，我會變成公主，我會給你一個熱吻。小張停下來，把青蛙撿起來放入口袋，然後繼續走。青蛙又說：請快吻我，我願意跟你在一起一天，隨便你要做甚麼都可以。小張把青蛙由口袋拿出來，看了一下，笑一笑，又放回口袋繼續走。過一會，青蛙又說：好了，好了，我願意跟你Subject: Is this a House Centipede? Location: Northern middle Tennessee June 4, 2015 4:36 pm I found this critter in my kitchen today. Scared the you-know-what out of me. Let’s just say, the sucker had to die. But not before I got some good pictures of it...

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創意造句

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Software bug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia創意造句 一道題目要求把以下四句話用關聯詞連接：1、張海迪姐姐癱瘓了；2、張海迪姐姐頑強地學習；3、張海迪姐姐學會了多門外語；4、張海迪姐姐學會了針灸。 正確答案應該是："張海迪姐姐雖然癱瘓了，但頑強地學習，不僅學會了多門外語，而且還學會了針灸。 結果有一個孩子寫：雖然張海迪姐姐頑強地學會了針灸和多A software bug is an error, flaw, failure, or fault in a computer program or system that causes it to produce an incorrect or unexpected result, or to behave in unintended ways. Most bugs arise from mistakes and errors made by people in either a program's...

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男人與女人....

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Bed bug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia男人與女人.....女人有兩個優點，但有一個漏洞；男人雖然沒有優點，卻有一個長處；男人經常抓住女人的兩個優點，用自己的長處彌補女人的漏洞，這叫天衣無縫。 男人為何聰明？男人有兩個頭，女人為何愛吃？女人有兩張嘴，男女為何結婚？男人想通了，女人想開了，又為何離婚？男人知道深淺了，女人知道長短了All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination Female bed bugs possess a reproductive tract that functions during oviposition, but the male does not use this tract for sperm insemination Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen with his hypodermic geni...

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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了

5月 15, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Bug (2006) - IMDb蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 蜘蛛感到很不滿意， 於是就問他的媽媽："為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂？" 蜘蛛的媽媽說："蜜蜂是吵了一點， 但人家好歹也是個空姐。" 蜘蛛說："可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶.. 蜘蛛的媽媽說："不要再想那個護士了， 打針都打不好，Directed by William Friedkin. With Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Harry Connick Jr., Lynn Collins. An unhinged war veteran holes up with a lonely woman in a spooky Oklahoma motel room. The line between reality and delusion is blurred as they discover a bug...

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笑話笑話

5月 15, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Bed bug images - Bedbugger.com — Bed bugs: news, information, support有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟縱,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前面:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來，哪知笑聲未落，從墳墓里傳出一個陰森森的聲音說："閨女，你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢？"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了If you think you have fecal stains, which are indicative of bed bugs, you can test these using a new product called Bed Bug Blue. Read this FAQ for more on Bed Bug Blue. Or view or purchase this product on US Bed Bugs. This is an example, Lou Sorkin’s pho...

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