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耶穌與撒旦

4月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Built to Spill - Official Site有一天耶穌把他的三十六個門徒帶到山下說:「你們大家先拿兩顆石頭，然後跟我一起上山。其中有一個叫撒旦的就拿兩顆最小粒的，到了山上耶穌對大家說：「現在拿你們手上的石頭，來換我的饅頭。」結果撒旦換到最小的饅頭，於是他懷恨在心。第二天，耶穌一樣把門徒帶到山下叫他們先拿兩顆石頭上山，於是撒旦就拿兩顆大石頭上山Built to Spill are pleased to announce new headlining dates this Summer. Tickets can be purchased at http://builttospill.com/shows. 08/29 Sparta, KY (festival) NiFi Festival 09/09 Billings, MT Pub Station...

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新職員和老闆的對談

4月 1, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Amazon.com: Logitech Wireless All-In-One Keyboard TK820 with Built-In Touchpad: Computers & Accessor新職員到崗 老闆：萬分歡迎，沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣! 職員：如果工作太纍，搞不好我會辭職的 老闆：放心，我不會讓這樣的事情發生的! 職員：我周末可以休息嗎？ 老闆：當然了! 這是底線! 職員：平時會天天加班到凌晨嗎？ 老闆：不可能，誰告訴你的？ 職員：有餐費補貼嗎？ 老闆：還用說嗎，絕對比同行View larger Logitech Wireless All-in-One Keyboard TK820 Effortlessly type and swipe on one device. This innovative keyboard seamlessly integrates typing, touch and gestures. So now you have everything you need to control and navigate your computer in one ...

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讓座

4月 1, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Amazon.com: Sony HT-XT1 2.1 Channel Sound Bar with Built-In Subwoofer: Electronics有一天，爸爸和小明一起搭電車回去，小明跟媽媽說:【媽媽，我今天和爸爸再電車上看到一個辣辣的漂亮姊姊喔，然後爸爸就叫我把座位讓給她。】媽媽說:【很好呀，讓座是美德。】小明說:【可......可是，我當時是坐在爸爸的腿上啊。】 Enhance your TV experience with this elegant, easy to use 170 watt1 2.1 channel integrated surround sound system. Simply connect your TV and HD devices with HDMI3 or stream music wirelessly via Bluetooth and NFC.4 The elevated chassis design features dual...

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天堂棒球隊

4月 1, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Apple - OS X - Built-in Apps甲和乙是好朋友，兩人都很喜歡打棒球。 後來甲意外車禍去世了，乙十分傷心。 某天晚上，甲托夢給乙興奮的告訴他:我有一個好消息、一個壞消息，你要先聽哪個? 乙:先說好消息吧! 甲:好消息是天堂也有棒球隊哪! 乙:那壞消息呢? 甲:下週三你要來當他們的投手! 乙當場暈了過去……Every Mac comes with a collection of great apps for things you do every day. It also comes with apps for creativity and apps for productivity. ... Use brand-new designs and intuitive tools to create beautiful photo books, cards, calendars, and prints. You...

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惱羞成怒

4月 1, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

***30-story building built in 15 days*** Construction time lapse *View Fullscreen* - YouTube阿銘哭著跟媽媽說：「媽媽……爸爸剛剛打我……而且還打了兩次……」 媽媽：「乖，怎麼回事？爸爸為什麼打你，而且還打了兩次？」 阿銘：「第一次，是我拿成績單給爸爸看，因為全部都是紅字，爸爸很生氣，所以mp4 download link:http://www.broad.com/down/video_gxls_... What can you accomplish in 360 hours? The Chinese sustainable building company, Broad Group, has yet attempted another impossible feat, building a 30-story tall hotel prototype in 360 hours, after...

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減肥篇

4月 1, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Virb - Official Site減肥篇 路上，老李碰到老朱，於是就閒聊了一下： 「聽說你老婆為了減肥，到騎馬俱樂部去運動了？」老李問道。」「是啊！他參加騎馬俱樂部已經快一個禮拜了」「怎麼樣？成果如何？」 「很不錯啊！那匹馬瘦了快 二十公斤 了！」 把真話說得這麼「婉轉」小強從醫學院畢業後分配Whether you're a novice or a pro, a photographer, a band, a small business, or anything in between, Virb is perfect for building your own website — quickly and easily....

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