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毒牙利舌

4月 25, 2013

張碧文

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Official Ryanair Site | Cheap Flights | Cheap Flights to Europe阿桃和阿國是辦公室裡的一對寶，常常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就「吐槽」 對方。  某日，阿桃請阿國順路載她一程，好說歹說，阿國還是答應了。  到了停放機車的地方，阿桃看到阿國的機車又破又爛，忍不住又丟出一 句：「拜託！這麼破又爛的機車幹嘛還要上鎖！」  阿國瞪大眼睛看著阿桃輕蔑Car Hire Find cheap car hire, and get on the road with a rental car from Hertz, Thrifty or Firefly Car Hire. Hotels Find your ideal home away from home with the best hotel deals from Ryanair hotels Insurance Purchase peace-of-mind. Protect yourself and yo...

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拜金妻子

4月 25, 2013

范姜慕秋

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Michigan's Official Travel and Tourism Site | Pure Michigan西洋情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！我喜歡法國香水！」 七夕情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！鑽石代表永恆！」 老婆生日時， 老婆：「親愛的！我…」 老公：「等一下，親愛的老婆！妳有沒有喜歡便宜一點的東西？」 老婆：「有啊！我最喜歡你了！」 萬人迷穿著超短的迷你裙進了一家洗衣店，老板李Discover everything that is Pure Michigan. Find attractions, events, shopping, dining and lodging. Plan your outdoor adventure or weekend trip, at michigan.org. ... Warm weather activities include golfing, camping, lighthouses and more. Enjoy the newest P...

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裙子夾在屁股縫

4月 25, 2013

何新冬

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TriMet: Public Transit in the Portland Area甲和乙是好友，有一天，甲看到乙的眼睛黑青，甲連忙問乙的眼睛怎麼了？乙：我昨天在電車被人打的甲：為什麼會被打？乙：昨天在電車裡看到一個胖女生的裙子夾在屁股縫，我的覺得很不舒服， 所以我就幫她拉出來…結果就被打了甲：那為什麼兩眼都黑青呢？乙：因為她打我，我覺得很害怕，所以我又幫她塞回去&hTriMet provides bus, light rail and commuter rail transit services in the Portland, Oregon, metro area. We connect people with their community, while easing traffic congestion and reducing air pollution—making the Portland area a better place to live. Wel...

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唐伯虎與寡婦

4月 25, 2013

黃懷雙

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Fodor's Travel Guides - Plan Your Trip Online唐伯虎與祝枝山是好朋友，唐伯虎非常喜歡和祝枝山談論有關泡妞的事。唐伯虎家中有八個老婆，所以他以此自豪，常說天下沒有他搞不定的女人，祝枝山半信半疑。有一天，祝枝山告訴唐伯虎，後山住著一個寡婦，守寡三年，把貞節視為生命，只養了一隻老鷹相依為命，如果能搞定這個女人，那我祝枝山對您五體投地。唐伯虎想一想，便Read Fodor's reviews to find the best travel destinations, hotels and restaurants. Plan your trip online with Fodor's. ... Enter your E-mail Zipcode Fodor's Weekly: Your expert travel wrap-up Today's Departure: Your daily dose of travel inspiration (comin...

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老太婆駕車

4月 25, 2013

王映夏

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Official Ryanair Site | Cheap Flights | Cheap Flights to Europe一名交通警察在高速公路上把一部時速只有20公里的慢車給攔了下來。警察發現車裡坐了4個老太婆，除了駕車的那個外，其他的3個都臉色蒼白的在發抖。駕車的老太婆緊張的：偶. . 偶沒有超速啊 . . . 警察：妳沒超速，可是開得太慢了。老太婆：但速路牌上綿綿寫住俗速"20"嘛。 警察：那是指20號公路，不是Car Hire Find cheap car hire, and get on the road with a rental car from Hertz, Thrifty or Firefly Car Hire. Hotels Find your ideal home away from home with the best hotel deals from Ryanair hotels Insurance Purchase peace-of-mind. Protect yourself and yo...

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比【孫中山】強兩倍的 名字

4月 25, 2013

彭靜菱

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Plan the perfect trip - Reviews of Hotels, Flights and Vacation Rentals - TripAdvisor一對姓孫的夫妻，老來得子， 作丈夫的看到妻子幫他生了一個白白胖胖的男嬰， 激動的熱淚盈眶。 老先生一把抱起才剛剛出生的小嬰兒， 一臉驕傲的對他說：「孩子，我要你將來比國父孫中山先生還要強兩倍！」 於是這夫妻倆就幫他們的兒子取了一個很響亮的名字，&nbPlan and have your perfect trip with TripAdvisor, the world's largest travel site. Browse over 150 million candid reviews, opinions, and photos of hotels, restaurants, attractions, and more - all by travelers like you. You'll also find low airfares, free ...

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