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好消息

6月 11, 2013

范姜孤桃

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Businessweek - Business News, Stock market & Financial Advice醫生說：看過你的測試後，有好消息、也有壞消息！你想先聽哪一個？ 病人：先說壞消息吧！ 醫生：我發現你有潛在的同性戀傾向！而且難以根治！ 病人：我的天啊！那好消息呢？ 醫生：說心裡話，我覺得你還蠻可愛的哦～。Play Size Matters: Why Porsche Is Making Multiple SUVs Aug. 8 (Bloomberg) –- Luxury carmakers can no longer survive as makers of just sports cars and sedans. In order to be competitive, they need to make SUVs and having one model is simply not enough....

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兒子的疑問

6月 11, 2013

范姜映梅

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Bloomberg - Business, Financial & Economic News, Stock Quotes一個孩子問父親：「爸爸，做父親的總是比兒子知道得多嗎？」 「是的。」 「蒸汽機是誰發明的？」孩子又問。 「瓦特。」父親神氣地回答。 「那麼，為什麼瓦特的父親不發明蒸汽機呢？」考零分的好處；它符合了本體「空」，數值「無，形狀「圓滿」的最高境界；又符合新生活運動的Bloomberg is a premier site for business and financial market news. It delivers world economic news, stock futures, stock quotes, & personal finance advice. ... U.S. Stocks Rebound on Earnings as Investors Watch Crises Ukraine Open to Halting Gas Flows in...

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三件事

6月 11, 2013

連冷文

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Bloomberg - Business, Financial & Economic News, Stock Quotes有一個成年男子來到一家旅館，他看到車庫裏有很多漂亮的車，於是就問老闆，怎麼有這麼多漂亮的車啊，老闆告訴他，我有一個五歲的兒子，他做三件事，如果你能跟著做到，這裏的車隨你挑一輛開走，如果不能，就把你的車留下。但很多人做不到，所以...他想，五歲的小孩能做到的，還能做不到嘛，於是就試一試。老闆就帶他到一Bloomberg is a premier site for business and financial market news. It delivers world economic news, stock futures, stock quotes, & personal finance advice. ... U.S. Stocks Advance at End of Week After Ukraine Tensions Ease Ukraine Halts Russian Convoy as...

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求愛宣言

6月 11, 2013

郭憶香

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Bloomberg Businessweek - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia1.機械系資優男生的求愛宣言:我身上這根過度浪漫的螺釘, 只有妳這顆精密完美的螺帽才能將我緊緊栓牢, 除了妳以外, 其他的不是太大就是太小。2.電子系才子才女的浪漫之夜:男: (臉紅紅)我是Ｐ極妳是Ｎ極, 我們永不分離, 組成最好的二極體。女: (羞答答)我要替你生一鍋愛的ＮＰＮ電晶體.....3.Bloomberg Businessweek, known till 2010 as BusinessWeek, is a weekly business magazine published by Bloomberg L.P. Founded in 1929, the magazine was created to provide information and interpretation about what was happening in the business world.[2] It is...

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幽默一下

6月 11, 2013

彭香珍

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Bloomberg Businessweek | Business & Finance Magazines(1) 訓狗 一位雍容華貴的太太正在挑選水果, 她的小狗趁她不注意, 用舌頭逐個舔著貨架上的蘋果。 店主很不高興, 但還是禮貌地請這位太太注意她的狗。 她立即嚴厲地對小狗喊道, 不準再舔!這些蘋果還未洗過, 髒髒! (2) 一眼看中 女子對媒人說：你Headquartered in New York City, Bloomberg Businessweek is a weekly business magazine covering a wide range of timely and relevant business topics. As one of America's leading business news magazines, Businessweek identifies and analyzes pivotal events....

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魔術師的手提箱

6月 11, 2013

林凝晴

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Technology - Businessweek - Business News, Stock market & Financial Advice魔術師的手提箱 某日，一個落魄的魔術師搭火車，因為沒有座位，於是對一位小孩說： 「小朋友，叔叔變魔術給你看，你讓位給叔叔好嗎？」，小孩說好。 魔術師便把他的手提箱往窗外丟，然後又變回來。 小孩很高興便把位子讓給他；魔術師坐下後便開始打瞌睡。 過了不久Apps & Software Blame Cities for the Apps That Let You Sell Your Parking Space Parking apps let drivers who are about to leave spaces make money by charging needy motorists ... Personal Technology The Trouble With Tablets? Customers Only Buy One (or ......

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