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毛澤東的護士

5月 13, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Know Before You Fly毛澤東的護士毛主席有位最喜歡的隨身護士叫王霞，負責物理按摩，王霞有事請假一個月。另外找了位護士代理按摩，毛主席不滿意他的按摩，就說：『還是王霞好！』毛主席的湖南話用國語聽像極了：「還是往下好」代理護士也就往下按摩，毛主席還是不舒服，又說了幾次：還是王霞好，代理護士就一再地往下按摩，結果發生了事情**Support Know Before You Fly The Know Before You Fly campaign is looking for supporters to help spread the word on safe and responsible UAS use. If your business is interested in becoming an official supporter of the campaign and promoting safe flying send...

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台灣多的是

5月 13, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

The White Stripes-You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told) - YouTube一列火車上，坐著一位泰國人、一位韓國人， 一位台灣教授以及一個台灣大學生。途中，泰國人拿出幾顆榴槤分給大家吃，然後將剩下幾顆往窗外丟。「你這樣不是太浪費了嗎？」台灣教授問 「泰國有的是! 榴槤… 」泰國人驕傲地說：「我們根本吃不完。」不多久，韓國人也拿出幾株高級人蔘Official Music Video Directed by Emmett Malloy ... Category Music License Standard YouTube License Music "You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do as You're Told)" by The White Stripes Listen ad-free with YouTube Red...

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女老師的困擾

5月 13, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Thinkuknow - home一位一年級的女老師最近被他的一個學生所困擾.老師問：「你怎麼了？」 學生回答說：「我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上三年級！」 老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。 她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況.&nbsGuide to internet safety and safe surfing for young people from Think U Know. Learn about online safety when using blogs, chatting, online gaming, P2P and other forms of technology like mobiles. ... thinkuknow.co.uk Welcome to CEOP's Thinkuknow Come in to...

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千萬不要取笑客人

5月 13, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Zika virus: 5 things you need to know - CNN.com我室友在某餐廳當服務生，今天有個客人到店裡和他說「我是mvp，我想要訂個今天晚上的包廂」我同學：「蛤？」客人：「我是mvp，我要訂包廂」我同學：「哈哈哈，你是說 vip 吧？？還 mvp 咧~~~~~~~~~~~~你以為你是噹肯嗎.........哈哈哈..................對了，你說Do you have any questions about the Zika virus? Tweet them with #ZikaQuestions or leave them in the comments on this Facebook post and we'll put them to our health team and other experts. (CNN)A mosquito-borne virus is prompting worldwide concern because ...

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上帝的生魚片

5月 13, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Austin, Texas Introduction and Travel Guide話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人，喔不說錯了，是神。他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃，但是不管如何精心的調配，上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩，廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程，星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味，而其中，星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。今天，Whether you're new to Austin or a longtime resident, our guide to Austin will help you learn more about Austin neighborhoods, city government, restaurants, bars, parks and more. ... Cool Vintage Clothing in Austin Whether you're assembling a costume or yo...

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彈指神功

5月 13, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Everything You Know About Artificial Intelligence is Wrong突然想到兩年前，謀職時的一段往事......當時我通過了筆試，因為心裡有點緊張，所以在主管面試之前先到廁所去紓解一下。正當我拉下拉鍊，掏出小弟準備洩洪的時候，我發現小便斗裡面有一隻蚊子。一時興起，就朝著蚊子猛力開火。無奈小弟彈道有點歪，沒射中，蚊子飛走了。我也不以為意，繼續洩洪大業，一邊聽著嘩啦嘩啦“Over the next couple of decades AI is going to destroy many jobs, but this is a good thing,” Miller told Gizmodo. Self-driving cars could replace truck drivers, for example, which would cut delivery costs and therefore make it cheaper to buy goods. “If y...

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